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**Boog** · 02-20-2025, 08:55 PM

biten?

CG · 02-20-2025, 09:26 PM

Thats me when I fish =)

Map ...

**Steeveedee** · 02-21-2025, 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

biten?

True story. I was "fishing" at the Upper Twin Lakes one time many decades ago. There was a bunch of trout next to a large tree root. I could see them. I was casting my line and letting the bait drift downstream. I could see the bait hitting some of the fish on the nose, but they weren't biting. I got mad and went out on the roots with a net (yes, I know). Every time I got close to the fish, the would go sideways just enough that I couldn't net one. When I moved back from the stream, they went back to where they had been swimming.

**Boog** · 02-21-2025, 07:11 AM

IKR? Once I found a good size bass sitting on the shallow bank edge. I dragged a lure passed it on both sides several times with no show of interest. Finally I dragged the lure right across it's back and touched it. It moved sideways a few inches then moved right back. They can be finicky.

D.B · 02-21-2025, 10:20 PM

I always fished at area lakes in Dallas/Ft Worth Texas. Back in 86 my first wife and I went up to Silverton, OR to visit her sister and BIL. While there the BIL asked if I liked to fish. Why yes, every chance I get. So, he said "Let's go out and do some trout fishing. I never fished for trout and thought this would be a good memory to have. While I was standing by the bank casting my line and not getting a bite, but I could see them as plain as day. My BIL was hiding behind trees, rocks and anything he could and was catching trout at almost every cast. I laughed at first and thought there was something wrong with him. But he was catching them, and I was not. I finally asked what the heck was he doing and why was I not catching anything. He said that I was used to the stupid fish down south and theirs were way too smart to be that easily fooled. Why would a fish go after the bait when they can see me throwing it to them. So, I decided to try it his way and bam, first cast hooked me trout. I gave up. That was way too much work, and I felt very foolish doing it. So, I went and had a beer while I watched my BIL do the fishing. I will always remember that time.

**Boog** · 02-24-2025, 05:02 PM

We're the last

**Boog** · 02-24-2025, 05:04 PM

Do over

**Boog** · 02-24-2025, 05:06 PM

life size

CG · 02-24-2025, 06:25 PM

No idea

kingsolver72 · 02-24-2025, 10:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

life size

That’s funny, mostly because I see Wile E. Coyote.

**Boog** · 02-24-2025, 11:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CG

No idea

Oh that's a familiar site. I pounded out at least two forks over the years after the guys hooked them going over our railroad tracks. I kept it useable is all. RR tracks are unforgiving.

**Sheepdip** · 02-25-2025, 01:07 AM

Saw This Today

my56chevytruck · 02-27-2025, 10:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

Saw This Today

good one!!

**HO455** · 02-27-2025, 11:03 PM

Speechless when I saw this. I guess it's truth in advertising.

Just don't try this at home!

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto...830143944.html

truckin 79 · 02-28-2025, 01:52 PM

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron woman?
One is a super hero and the other one is a command

**Stocker** · 02-28-2025, 03:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truckin 79

What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron woman?
One is a super hero and the other one is a command

truckster · 02-28-2025, 08:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by HO455

Speechless when I saw this. I guess it's truth in advertising.

Just don't try this at home!

https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto...830143944.html

I wonder what other interesting things are hiding under that paint job.

**Steeveedee** · 02-28-2025, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by truckster

I wonder what other interesting things are hiding under that paint job.

I once worked with a guy who had a '67 Chevy as a kid, with a lot of damage and corrosion on the quarter panels. He bondoed up all the damage and painted it, but didn't clean up any rust- he was just a kid at the time. He drove it around town OK, but when he crossed the railroad track, all the bondo fell off.

**1970 CST Short Wide** · 03-01-2025, 07:01 PM

I told my Wife I wanted to be Cremated
She made me an Appointment for Wednesday

**Getter-Done** · 03-01-2025, 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

I told my Wife I wanted to be Cremated
She made me an Appointment for Wednesday

Careful what you ask for

(Kinda like this.)

A couple, both in their sixties, were celebrating their 35th wedding anniversary when a magical fairy appeared at their party to congratulate them and grant each of them a special wish.

The wife wanted to travel around the world. The fairy waved her wand and poof – the wife had tickets in her hand for a world cruise.

Next, the fairy asked the husband what he wanted. He said; “I wish I had a wife 30 years younger than me.”

So the fairy picked up her wand and poof – the husband was 90!

**jerry moss** · Yesterday, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1970 CST Short Wide

I told my Wife I wanted to be Cremated
She made me an Appointment for Wednesday

i'm sure both my ex wives would agree on that for me

**Boog** · Yesterday, 02:41 PM

02-20-2025, 08:55 PM	#76
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,628	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. biten? Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-20-2025, 09:26 PM	#77
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,127	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Thats me when I fish =) Map ... Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

02-21-2025, 07:11 AM	#79
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,628	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. IKR? Once I found a good size bass sitting on the shallow bank edge. I dragged a lure passed it on both sides several times with no show of interest. Finally I dragged the lure right across it's back and touched it. It moved sideways a few inches then moved right back. They can be finicky. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-21-2025, 10:20 PM	#80
D.B Registered User Join Date: Jul 2021 Location: Keller, Texas Posts: 602	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. I always fished at area lakes in Dallas/Ft Worth Texas. Back in 86 my first wife and I went up to Silverton, OR to visit her sister and BIL. While there the BIL asked if I liked to fish. Why yes, every chance I get. So, he said "Let's go out and do some trout fishing. I never fished for trout and thought this would be a good memory to have. While I was standing by the bank casting my line and not getting a bite, but I could see them as plain as day. My BIL was hiding behind trees, rocks and anything he could and was catching trout at almost every cast. I laughed at first and thought there was something wrong with him. But he was catching them, and I was not. I finally asked what the heck was he doing and why was I not catching anything. He said that I was used to the stupid fish down south and theirs were way too smart to be that easily fooled. Why would a fish go after the bait when they can see me throwing it to them. So, I decided to try it his way and bam, first cast hooked me trout. I gave up. That was way too much work, and I felt very foolish doing it. So, I went and had a beer while I watched my BIL do the fishing. I will always remember that time. __________________ Darrell 1972 Cheyenne Super C20 (My Fun Drive) 2000 S10 Xtreme (My Drag Truck)

02-24-2025, 05:02 PM	#81
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,628	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. We're the last Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-24-2025, 05:04 PM	#82
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,628	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Do over Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-24-2025, 05:06 PM	#83
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,628	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. life size Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-24-2025, 06:25 PM	#84
CG BlahBlahBlah Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Wa. Posts: 20,127	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. No idea Attached Images __________________ … … … … … … … … ... … … … … … … … … … … …

02-25-2025, 01:07 AM	#87
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,693	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Saw This Today Attached Images

02-27-2025, 11:03 PM	#89
HO455 Post Whore Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Portland Oregon Posts: 11,582	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. Speechless when I saw this. I guess it's truth in advertising. Just don't try this at home! https://southbend.craigslist.org/cto...830143944.html Attached Images __________________ Thanks to Bob and Jeanie and everyone else at Superior Performance for all their great help. RIP Bob Parks. 1967 Burban (the WMB),1988 S10 Blazer (the Stink10 II),1969 GTO (the Goat), 1970 Javelin, 1952 F2 Ford OHC six 4X4, 29 Model A, 72 Firebird (the DBP Bird). 85 Alfa Romeo If it breaks I didn't want it in the first place The WMB repair thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=698377

02-28-2025, 01:52 PM	#90
truckin 79 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2014 Location: CO Posts: 765	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron woman? One is a super hero and the other one is a command __________________ 79 Chevy 2wd BIG10 350 TH400

03-01-2025, 07:01 PM	#94
1970 CST Short Wide Senior Moment Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Pittsburg Ca Posts: 4,213	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. I told my Wife I wanted to be Cremated She made me an Appointment for Wednesday __________________ 1970 CST LS 1 6 speed Ford 9 inch Detroit Tru Track, Dakota Didgital, Vintage Air, QA1 Coil Overs Front & Rear Lots of FUN 2013 GMC PU, Oldest Son 71 GMC LWB. QA1 Suspension, Angry SB. Youngest Son 2017 Toyota SUV Daughters car 2018 Traverse , Wife’s Ride Pittsburg Ca 94565

Yesterday, 02:41 PM	#97
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,628	Re: Good jokes, lets hear them. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

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