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Old 10-07-2024, 08:09 PM   #2726
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I knew it!
perfectly stated, haha
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So I was at the store earlier with my service dog. The lady in front of me at checkout had about $200 worth of toilet paper in her shopping cart. With an attitude she asked me what type of dog I had. I told her it was my service dog. Then she got real snarky and said, I knew that. What type of service? I said he was a BLD. By now he was licking her face and hands being super friendly. She said, what is a BLD? I told her it stood for Butt Licking Dog. She said Butt Licking Dog? I said yeah, he has been trained to lick my butt clean because I can't seem to be able to find toilet paper because of hoarders. The cashier completely lost
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Old 10-09-2024, 04:06 PM   #2734
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I like this one. LOL
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Isn’t that the truth
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When people brag to me about their EV being zero emission, I just tell them that their emissions are in Utah, coming out of a coal-fired power plant. Yeah, I know it's not completely true, but it's funny, for me.
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When people brag to me about their EV being zero emission, I just tell them that their emissions are in Utah, coming out of a coal-fired power plant. Yeah, I know it's not completely true, but it's funny, for me.
It is partially true though....
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They should get a ticket.

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I'll applaud the 1st driver that takes this out!!
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Dale is rolling over in his grave. that thing should be illegal.
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