Eggs In The Gas Tank

[krue]

Fox lure works too.

[el curioso]

I'd put sugar in his and see how we likes it, just use a funnel and stuff the exhaust with a couple of potatoes it will scare the shiznit out of him before the engine dies out.

[timcos]

If you can prove it was him...take care of the tank, flush, replacement, tune up, filter replacement, etc...then sue him in small claims court...the money for this loser would be a bigger hit...than getting his arse kicked...I think that has already happened a lot.

When he does not pay the judgement against him you can garnish his wages or have the sheriff seize his car.

I find hitting people in the wallet hurts them a lot more...sure not as quick...but you are covered.

Tim

[skchevota]

cant we all just be friends!!! um after the arse beating.
who am I kidding, I would of backed my hitch through his door bynow.

[69GMC910]

So we called the cops! It turns out that this guy has a warrant out for his arrest!! They didn't take him away (prolly cause it's some lame unpaid ticket i.e. jaywalking) But the cop said if anything else happens, "I will be coming back, and You'll be coming with me" He also said that it is obvious that the guy has an uncontrollable temper, apparently it was obvious.

When asked about the eggs in the tank, his wife said " Oh No!! "We would never do that!! We believe in Karma"!!! Then she said, "Well maybe my sister did it when she left our place"!!!!!

HELLO!!! YOU ARE A MORON!

The cop then asked him how he would feel if Marc (my bro) took a hatchet to HIS car. He went ballistic going off about installing surveilance cameras and stuff. The cop was like, dude, are you retarded, Marc knows where that car is all day, everyday, he knows where your wife works( he's a "stay at home dad" while she works two and a half jobs) and how are you gonna prove it when you can't see it.

Then he pulls out a journal that goes back to October 06 of all the things Marc has done, which is all bull****, but anyways, it's obvious this guy is a nutcase.

Oh, and their last rent bounced and he is trying to get the landlord to pay his moving expenses because of "unsuitable" living conditions. BUDDY, YOU LIVE IN A BASEMENT OF A HOUSE THAT IS 30 YEARS OLD!!!! Did you really think it was gonna be well insulated for noise, always at a temperature that you approve of, and perfect for the first 9 months of your babies life??? There is a reason why the basement is $200 cheaper than the main floor, and if you can't figure that out, then go **** yourself you import driving piece of ****!!!

That is all, for now!!!!

Thanks for all the replies, we went to the cops because of ( a few!! ) of your posts. Sometimes the police ARE really helpful!!!

910

[ghetto_superman]

hmm gotta say the skunk thing is a pretty sweet (or sour) idea

[krue]

Friend of mine told me about the fox lure, he did it to a car dealer on a high dollar conversion van they left the doors unlocked on.

[eric67m]

I'm thinking processed canned meat products (ie spam, pate, cat food )on the exhaust manifolds, mufflers or down the cowl. That would smell great once heated up.

[JRB]

Cant you just take these kinds of people out to the woods and Duct Tape them to a big tree and pour Hunny on them and let the critters do the rest. Im thinking you cant be prosecuted for murder, probably at the worst kidnapping. Just a thought.

JRB

[70rs/ss]

I had a kid do it to my first 67, it will tun the white to a paste. I had to dump the gas and the coagulated egg white clupmed out. I also had to replace a few fuel filters after that as the little chunks plugged em up!

[sjarrett71]

It's a shame the cop didn't arrest the turd for the warrant. Where I live it's a crime NOT to arrest someone with a warrant, no matter how small.