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Old 06-30-2023, 01:19 PM   #26
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For the win !
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Old 06-30-2023, 03:01 PM   #27
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Uh, you win.
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Old 07-04-2023, 11:27 PM   #28
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Chuck Norris can cut a knife with butter.
Chuck Norris can kill 2 stones with one bird.
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Old 07-09-2023, 12:43 PM   #29
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Old 07-09-2023, 01:02 PM   #30
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OMG I love that
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Old 07-10-2023, 09:25 AM   #31
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Sorry, this thread is now unofficially closed, jk, and Axle is proclaimed the winner !!! that is the most bestest Chuck Norris joke ever and it has the Duke in it
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Old 07-10-2023, 08:30 PM   #32
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That’s funny.
But, that’s the first and last time Rooster Cogburn told that joke..
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Old 07-11-2023, 02:02 PM   #33
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Sure hope this Roundhouse "Morning Kick " is not a joke that Chucky tells me if will fix all my joints and muscles ,,,,,,,,,,Because I just bought a can of it from him.........
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Old 07-15-2023, 10:19 AM   #34
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Sorry, this thread is now unofficially closed, jk, and Axle is proclaimed the winner !!! that is the most bestest Chuck Norris joke
LOL. Just stating the facts. =-) Truth be told, was never a big Chucky fan, and could not watch Walker Texas Ranger.
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Old 07-15-2023, 10:36 AM   #35
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LOL. Just stating the facts. =-) Truth be told, was never a big Chucky fan, and could not watch Walker Texas Ranger.
I immediately thought of this gorgeous [ahem] truck when you said that, only to realize I am a moron and that's Fall Guy

so I mean now we have to ask, Chuck Norris vs Fall Guy, who wins?

I know, I know what's the competition, well you get to decide, and you get to say who wins, and Axle and I will be the judges (percs of being a Champion)
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Norris lost me as a fan after the bad guys buried his Ramcharger with him inside. Then when he came to he fired the engine up and drove it out. I swear Hollywood doesn't get it, everyone knows a Dodge can't do that!
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Old 07-15-2023, 05:33 PM   #37
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I immediately thought of this gorgeous [ahem] truck when you said that, only to realize I am a moron and that's Fall Guy

so I mean now we have to ask, Chuck Norris vs Fall Guy, who wins?

I know, I know what's the competition, well you get to decide, and you get to say who wins, and Axle and I will be the judges (percs of being a Champion)
I say the Fall Guy, because anyone with a truck like that has got to be the winner.
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Old 07-15-2023, 09:04 PM   #38
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Norris lost me as a fan after the bad guys buried his Ramcharger with him inside. Then when he came to he fired the engine up and drove it out. I swear Hollywood doesn't get it, everyone knows a Dodge can't do that!
LOL, what they didn't show was that Chuck did an LS Swap whilst he was under ground, ha ha
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And busted an international drug cartel while down there too!

And Jodie sure was a cutie.
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Old 07-16-2023, 01:55 PM   #40
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I immediately thought of this gorgeous [ahem] truck when you said that, only to realize I am a moron and that's Fall Guy
I can understand, and may have made that mistake myself a few times. =-)


[deleted because I got sidetracked from the original. Will make those comments after the "competition"]
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And resurrecting this to circle back around to where it started on post #1.
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Old 05-12-2024, 09:54 AM   #42
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Rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to Kindergarden after dropping off his parents at work.
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Rare snapshot of Chuck Norris arriving to Kindergarden after dropping off his parents at work.
That's pretty funny.

... And a little creepy
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Old 05-18-2024, 09:04 PM   #47
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Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
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Chuck Norris cold starts his 3/4 K Super using the AM tuned to his favorite FM station.

Chuck Norris lifts engine blocks with insults, a blow dryer, and the force.

The force is make believe for the real Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris competes in his factory 67 2x2 in AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand Championships. AMA Extreme Off-Road Grand is long for Chuck Norris.

The championship trophy is a statue of Chuck Norris' thumb's up.

His truck gets 20 MPG.

Chuck Norris sees no point in a points distributor. The engines are timed by memory.

Chuck Norris cools his engine blocks without water, he's just that cool.


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