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04-29-2021, 08:20 PM
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Gotta love a good laugh. Here's a few I found/made lately.
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04-29-2021, 11:15 PM
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.THis repair would cost a Person Dearly Right Now
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05-01-2021, 11:16 AM
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05-01-2021, 01:49 PM
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05-01-2021, 02:25 PM
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05-02-2021, 06:53 PM
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Ever since I put the new flooring in I cant find the cat.
Not my pic
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05-02-2021, 07:04 PM
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Woah! That’s crazy.
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05-02-2021, 07:40 PM
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05-03-2021, 05:57 AM
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I found it! But, the color match is uncanny!
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05-03-2021, 09:36 AM
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It would be terrible for the CEO of IKEA to be elected prime minister of Sweden. He'd spend all his time assembling his cabinet.
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05-03-2021, 09:58 AM
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05-03-2021, 12:15 PM
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05-03-2021, 03:17 PM
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Can’t believe what I saw in McDonald’s today. An old man placed an order for one hamburger , French fries and a drink.
He unwrapped the plain hamburger and carefully cut it in half , placing one half in front of his wife. He then carefully counted out the French fries , dividing them into two piles and neatly placed one pile in front of his wife. He took a sip of the drink , his wife took a sip and then set the cup down between them. As he began to eat his few bites of hamburger , the people around them were looking over and whispering. Obviously they were thinking , 'That poor old couple - all they can afford is one meal for the two of them.' As the man began to eat his fries a young man came to the table and politely offered to buy another meal for the old couple. The old man said , they were just fine - they were used to sharing everything.. People closer to the table noticed the little old lady hadn't eaten a bite. She sat there watching her husband eat and occasionally taking turns sipping the drink. Again , the young man came over and begged them to let him buy another meal for them. This time the old woman said 'No , thank you , we are used to sharing everything.' Finally , as the old man finished and was wiping his face neatly with the napkin , the young man again came over to the little old lady who had yet to eat a single bite of food and asked 'What is it you are waiting for?' She answered 'THE TEETH'.
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05-03-2021, 05:19 PM
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05-03-2021, 09:07 PM
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05-04-2021, 03:09 AM
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Seems like a friendly place. Road trip!!
All you can eat. 
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05-04-2021, 07:04 AM
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Well, I'm in the Hospital This has not been a good morning. After spending the last 2 weeks quarantined inside the house, Limited contact with anyone since mid March. Enough is Enough so I decided to go Motorcycle riding, something I haven't done in a long time. It turned out to be a horrible mistake! I got on the motorcycle and started out slowly, or so I tried, but then it got crazy and went a little faster; and faster, before I knew it, we were going as fast as the that bike could go. I couldn't take the pace and fell off, but caught my pants on the foot peg beside the crash bar. I was being dragging and bounced all over the place. The motorcycle just would not stop!
Thankfully the manager at Dollar General came running out and unplugged the machine. Then he actually had the nerve to take the rest of my quarters, so I wouldn't try to ride the damn Fire Truck or Clown Car... A few scrapes and bruises but nothing was broken. I will wear leather and a helmet next time. Well, the helmet was suggested by the doctor.. and I only have to stay in here for the mandatory 72 hours required by the mental health people.. How many of you actually read what I wrote? If you did, copy and paste for someone else to get a laugh! We certainly need a little humor these days.
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Not sure if this is a joke or philosophy ...
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05-04-2021, 01:27 PM
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05-04-2021, 02:56 PM
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Pickle fork
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