My Facetruck thread.

[Dustmaker65]

LOL...not sure. Knew what I would of thought and figured of everyone, you would too

[davischevy]

Warning.

[Boog]

Careful. You might just see SNL’s old church lady charactor. I think that was Dana Carvey.
I can hear him/her sayin “well isn’t that special”!

[special-K]

I've been to Black's Beach north of San Diego before

https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=...DC82EsRaAdT6PY

It wasn't like there were beautiful women everywhere you looked. More like none and look down for sea shells

[davischevy]

I started to bring up those beaches. I went to one once and I was in aw..... as in awful.

Some people don't need to cast off their clothes.

[davischevy]

From the church bulletin.

The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: 'Searching for Jesus.'

[Boog]

It's official now! February is THE wettest February in Arkansas since they've been keeping record.
I know here we've had well over 10" in the lasts two weeks alone.
That old Johnny Cash song comes to mind, "how high's the water mama?"

[special-K]

We didn't get a huge amount of rain, but came from a drought to a couple inches over. And we only had 5 days with any sunshine.

[leddzepp]

Saw this k1500 on a trailer today. It’s been on craigslist FOREVER here, funny to see it in person after it finally sold Looking at the tow rig I thought at first other Larry snuck back in and bought it. A closer look revealed cali plates on the tow rig though, so I guess it’s staying here.

[special-K]

Nice truck

[davischevy]

I didn't see it. It would have looked good behind my red truck.

[davischevy]

Jim and Bob were friends from childhood.

They met playing with trucks and lived trucks all through the years. Everything they did revolved around trucks.

They worked with trucks, raced trucks, built trucks and showed trucks.

Then one day Bob's time came and Jim was left with his affliction for trucks all alone on earth.

One day Jim looked up and Bob was standing there. Jim in his surprise, says "how is heaven". Bob says "Heaven is great. They work trucks, race trucks, build trucks and show trucks, in Fact your old 72 K10 is in Heaven and is going to a show this weekend".

Jim says that's great, "Who is taking it to the show?".

Bob say's "You are".

[davischevy]

Originally Posted by Boog

It's official now! February is THE wettest February in Arkansas since they've been keeping record.
I know here we've had well over 10" in the lasts two weeks alone.
That old Johnny Cash song comes to mind, "how high's the water mama?"

We can tell you how deep the mud is. We had dirt turned upside down all over the place and it turned into mud.

[Killer Bee]

baby dove flew away!

but my buddy is still hanging out

[special-K]

Wind died out. Pretty chilly. Got the wood stove going. Road with my son to pick up an antique wood desk he bought off Letgo. Eatin' slow cooked chicken and collard greens tonight. Kickin' back now

[davischevy]

Joe grew up in a small town, then moved away to attend college and law school. He decided to come back to the small town because he could be a big man in this small town.

He really wanted to impress everyone. He opened his new law office, but business was very slow at first.

One day, he saw a man coming up the sidewalk. He decided to make a big impression on this new client when he arrived. As the man came to the door, Joe picked up the phone. He motioned the man in, all the while talking. “No. Absolutely not. You tell those clowns in New York that I won’t settle this case for less than one million. Yes. The Appeals Court has agreed to hear that case next week. I’ll be handling the primary argument and the other members of my team will provide support. Okay. Tell the DA that I’ll meet with him next week to discuss the details.”
This sort of thing went on for almost five minutes. All the while the man sat patiently as Joe rattled instructions.

Finally, Joe put down the phone and turned to the man. “I’m sorry for the delay, but as you can see, I’m very busy. What can I do for you?”

The man replied, “I’m from the phone company. I came to hook up your phone.”

[Chevyland]

Check this out

A friend texted it to me today
Our small town Chevy dealership back in the 60’s
It is still in business , but the name has changed

[flashed]

Now that is just cool .

[davischevy]

Originally Posted by Chevyland

Check this out

A friend texted it to me today
Our small town Chevy dealership back in the 60’s
It is still in business , but the name has changed

That looks a lot like the mid sixties dealership here.

Ours is a glass shop now.

Neat picture.

[special-K]

A dealer big on trucks

[flashed]

We had 3 days in a row with no rain ,now the monsoons are to return , never have I seen a wetter winter than this one ,at least it was not frozen .

[Killer Bee]

A hillbilly went hunting one day in West Virginia and bagged three ducks. He put them in the bed of his pickup truck and was about to drive home where he was confronted by an ornery game warden who didn’t like hillbillies.The game warden ordered the hillbilly to show his hunting license, and the hillbilly pulled out a valid West Virginia hunting license. The game warden looked at the license, then reached over and picked up one of the ducks, sniffed its butt, and said, “This duck ain’t from West Virginia . This is a Kentucky duck. You got a Kentucky huntin’ license, boy?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Kentucky hunting license.

The game warden looked at it, then reached over and grabbed the second duck, sniffed its butt, and said, “This ain’t no Kentucky duck. This duck’s from Tennessee. You got an Tennessee license?” The hillbilly reached into his wallet and produced a Tennessee license.

The warden then reached over and picked up the third duck, sniffed its butt, and said, "This ain’t no Tennessee duck. This here duck’s from Virginia. You got a Virginia huntin’ license?” Again the hillbilly reached into his wallet and brought out a Virginia hunting license. The game warden was extremely frustrated at this point and he yelled at the hillbilly, “Just where the hell are you from?"

The hillbilly turned around, bent over, dropped his pants, and said, “You tell me, you’re the expert!”

[davischevy]

killer

Anybody watching the Bachelor?

Yeah, me neither.

[Ol Blue K20]

Doc let me know that tomorrow is release day. They just unhooked me from the IV's. I'm excited. ......

[davischevy]

I always wanted to lay naked on a bearskin rug in front of a fireplace.

Apparently Cracker Barrel has policy against this.