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**Getter-Done** · 09-02-2021, 10:58 PM

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vac

I have the day off Tommorrow.
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**Gregski** · 09-02-2021, 10:24 AM

and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff

**richard2717** · 09-02-2021, 02:53 PM

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-02-2021, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."

I just blew beer out of my nose. Wasn't the punch line I expected.....

**Gregski** · 09-03-2021, 10:36 AM

lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we

**davischevy** · 09-03-2021, 01:36 PM

When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-03-2021, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-03-2021, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we

Nobody is that stupid......I hope

**Gregski** · 09-03-2021, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Nobody is that stupid......I hope

you were saying?

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-03-2021, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

you were saying?

I was wrong!

**Gregski** · 09-04-2021, 01:03 PM

for the win

**richard2717** · 09-05-2021, 01:00 PM

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

Warrens69GMC · 09-05-2021, 01:04 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

the midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

lol

**Getter-Done** · 09-05-2021, 01:35 PM

Thanks Richard

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**Steeveedee** · 09-05-2021, 07:34 PM

One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: “Gimme a beer.”

The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: “Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in trouble?”

The boy glanced back at her and replied: “Maybe later. Right now all I want is a beer.”

Bomp · 09-05-2021, 08:03 PM

Two wishes after I die.
1. I want my remains spread over Disney Land via helicopter.
2. I wish not to be cremated.

**Steeveedee** · 09-05-2021, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Bomp

Two wishes after I die.
1. I want my remains spread over Disney Land via helicopter.
2. I wish not to be cremated.

Man, that is evil. I am amused! I despise that place.

**Getter-Done** · 09-05-2021, 10:26 PM

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**Gregski** · 09-06-2021, 10:55 AM

some might agree

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-06-2021, 11:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

some might agree

I totally agree!

**richard2717** · 09-07-2021, 09:42 AM

bro

**Getter-Done** · 09-07-2021, 10:07 PM

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**Steeveedee** · 09-07-2021, 10:52 PM

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When I'm sitting at a signal, and someone comes flying up behind me and stops very quickly, and all I can see is the hood or maybe only the windshield, I tell my passengers that, "I've just turned into that old man!", and when the light turns green, I let off the brake and PUTT. Don't get me wrong. I'm in just as much in a hurry as anyone else, but man, some stuff just has to be addressed.

**Getter-Done** · 09-07-2021, 11:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

When I'm sitting at a signal, and someone comes flying up behind me and stops very quickly, and all I can see is the hood or maybe only the windshield, I tell my passengers that, "I've just turned into that old man!", and when the light turns green, I let off the brake and PUTT. Don't get me wrong. I'm in just as much in a hurry as anyone else, but man, some stuff just has to be addressed.

Glad to hear that I am not the only One

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**FleetsidePaul** · 09-08-2021, 04:00 AM

The ones that really bug me are the people that tailgate you in bumper to bumper traffic. Like you're supposed to speed up with a thousand cars parked in front of you.

09-02-2021, 10:24 AM	#2
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,819	Re: Joke Thread and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff Attached Images

09-02-2021, 02:53 PM	#3
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,949	Re: Joke Thread A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type. Last edited by LockDoc; 09-02-2021 at 08:52 PM. Reason: :)

09-03-2021, 10:36 AM	#5
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,819	Re: Joke Thread lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we Attached Images

09-03-2021, 01:36 PM	#6
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,797	Re: Joke Thread When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

09-04-2021, 01:03 PM	#11
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,819	Re: Joke Thread for the win Attached Images

09-05-2021, 01:00 PM	#12
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,949	Re: Joke Thread The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-05-2021, 01:35 PM	#14
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,901	Re: Joke Thread Thanks Richard ,,,...//// __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

09-05-2021, 07:34 PM	#15
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,244	Re: Joke Thread One Friday night, a 17-year-old boy went into a bar and sat down at a table in the corner of the pool room. When the waitress walked over to his table, the teenager said: “Gimme a beer.” The waitress eyed him for a moment and said: “Look, sonny. Do you want to get me in trouble?” The boy glanced back at her and replied: “Maybe later. Right now all I want is a beer.” __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

09-05-2021, 08:03 PM	#16
Bomp Registered User Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: . Posts: 3,104	Re: Joke Thread Two wishes after I die. 1. I want my remains spread over Disney Land via helicopter. 2. I wish not to be cremated.

09-05-2021, 10:26 PM	#18
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09-06-2021, 10:55 AM	#19
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,819	Re: Joke Thread some might agree Attached Images

09-07-2021, 09:42 AM	#21
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,949	Re: Joke Thread bro Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

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09-08-2021, 04:00 AM	#25
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread The ones that really bug me are the people that tailgate you in bumper to bumper traffic. Like you're supposed to speed up with a thousand cars parked in front of you. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

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