Joke Thread - Page 38 - The 1947 - Present Chevrolet & GMC Truck Message Board Network

**Stocker** · 08-30-2021, 05:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 71CHEVYSHORTBED402

I don't know if this is a repeat but might be worth it anyway....I told my "barber" she should watch this sometime, she's pretty hot

Thanks, you just made my day!

**Gregski** · 08-31-2021, 02:12 PM

about time

**truckster** · 08-31-2021, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

about time

I hate the smell of WD-40. My wife saw some post on Facebook or somewhere that said that it has hundreds of uses around the house, like keeping drains flowing, so she bought a case of it. Lucky me...

72c20customcamper · 08-31-2021, 08:37 PM

Customer states car has no power

**truckster** · 08-31-2021, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by 72c20customcamper

Customer states car has no power

That looks like a custom grind.

**Gregski** · 09-01-2021, 10:42 AM

it's a fan you can't screw that up

**truckster** · 09-01-2021, 12:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

it's a fan you can't screw that up

My buddy was an aerial observer. He would love that fan.

crazy longhorn · 09-01-2021, 05:11 PM

A 90yr old man walks into his doctor, & asks about Viagra....Dock says, are you sure that sex is good for you @ your age? The old man replies....Sex, hell no, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont whizz on my new golf shoes!

longhorn

**FleetsidePaul** · 09-01-2021, 06:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

it's a fan you can't screw that up

I so want that fan!

**Grumpy old man** · 09-01-2021, 08:00 PM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

I so want that fan!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bthU_jCJ9WE&t=8s

**Gregski** · 09-02-2021, 12:28 AM

man he did exactly what he was told to do

**Getter-Done** · 09-02-2021, 06:32 AM

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The key to the boot is Probably in the ashtray

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**richard2717** · 09-02-2021, 07:53 AM

vac

**Gregski** · 09-02-2021, 10:24 AM

and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff

**richard2717** · 09-02-2021, 02:53 PM

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-02-2021, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship.
The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier.
He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore.
The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore."
At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors."

I just blew beer out of my nose. Wasn't the punch line I expected.....

**Getter-Done** · 09-02-2021, 10:58 PM

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vac

I have the day off Tommorrow.
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**Gregski** · 09-03-2021, 10:36 AM

lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we

**davischevy** · 09-03-2021, 01:36 PM

When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-03-2021, 01:49 PM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens.

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-03-2021, 01:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we

Nobody is that stupid......I hope

**Gregski** · 09-03-2021, 01:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Nobody is that stupid......I hope

you were saying?

**Ol Blue K20** · 09-03-2021, 02:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Gregski

you were saying?

I was wrong!

**Gregski** · 09-04-2021, 01:03 PM

for the win

**richard2717** · 09-05-2021, 01:00 PM

The midget fortune-teller who escaped from
prison was a small medium at large.

08-31-2021, 02:12 PM	#927
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,861	Re: Joke Thread about time Attached Images

08-31-2021, 08:37 PM	#929
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,713	Re: Joke Thread Customer states car has no power Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

09-01-2021, 10:42 AM	#931
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,861	Re: Joke Thread it's a fan you can't screw that up Attached Images

09-01-2021, 05:11 PM	#933
crazy longhorn Fabricate till you "puke" Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Ill Posts: 9,402	Re: Joke Thread A 90yr old man walks into his doctor, & asks about Viagra....Dock says, are you sure that sex is good for you @ your age? The old man replies....Sex, hell no, I just want it to stick out far enough so I dont whizz on my new golf shoes! longhorn __________________ 69 longhorn,4" chop,3/5 drop, 1/2 ton suspension/disc brakes,1 1/2" body drop,steel tilt clip, 5.3/Edelbrock rpm intake/600 carb, Hooker streetrod shorties,2 1/2" exhaust/ H pipe/50's Flows , 6 spd Richmond trans,12 bolt/ 3.40 gears....

09-02-2021, 12:28 AM	#936
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,861	Re: Joke Thread man he did exactly what he was told to do Attached Images

09-02-2021, 06:32 AM	#937
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,403	Re: Joke Thread , The key to the boot is Probably in the ashtray ,,,...//// __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

09-02-2021, 07:53 AM	#938
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread vac Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

09-02-2021, 10:24 AM	#939
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,861	Re: Joke Thread and my fave is all the stupid stickers on the drivers side window blocking your blind spot yet warning you about stupid stuff Attached Images

09-02-2021, 02:53 PM	#940
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread A male whale and a female whale were swimming off the coast of Japan when they noticed a whaling ship. The male whale recognized it as the same ship that had harpooned his father many years earlier. He said to the female whale, "Lets both swim under the ship and blow out of our air holes at the same time and it should cause the ship to turn over and sink." They tried it and sure enough, the ship turned over and quickly sank. Soon however, the whales realized the sailors had jumped overboard and were swimming to the safety of shore. The male was enraged that they were going to get away and told the female, "Let's swim after them and gobble them up before they reach the shore." At this point, he realized the female was becoming reluctant to follow him. "Look," she said, "I went along with the first job, but I absolutely refuse to swallow the sailors." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type. Last edited by LockDoc; 09-02-2021 at 08:52 PM. Reason: :)

09-03-2021, 10:36 AM	#943
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,861	Re: Joke Thread lets just sit back, relax, and enjoy the show, shall we Attached Images

09-03-2021, 01:36 PM	#944
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,860	Re: Joke Thread When I was a kid, we were so poor that we would go out on the porch just before daylight and crow like a rooster, so the neighbors would think we owned chickens. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

09-04-2021, 01:03 PM	#949
Gregski Post Whore Join Date: Aug 2014 Location: Sacramento, CA Posts: 10,861	Re: Joke Thread for the win Attached Images

09-05-2021, 01:00 PM	#950
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread The midget fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

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