Joke Thread

[Boog]

PeeeeYooooo!

[Steeveedee]

Indeed. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy from Oklahoma who told me he used to catch baby skunks and hold them by the tail, and take them to the vet for removal of the scent apparatus and to fix them. He had a pet skunk; he said it was a great indoor pet. Just can't let it out due to having no stink defense.

[Shifty One]

Originally Posted by Steeveedee

Indeed. When I was in the Navy I knew a guy from Oklahoma who told me he used to catch baby skunks and hold them by the tail, and take them to the vet for removal of the scent apparatus and to fix them. He had a pet skunk; he said it was a great indoor pet. Just can't let it out due to having no stink defense.

I had a skunk as a pet after watching mama and siblings become furry frisbees, we rescued it from the side of the road. We had him neutered and descented, and he turned out to be one of the smartest and coolest pets. (we named him freeway)

[Liz]

Knock knock...


Who's there?



The mod squad!




The mod squade who?





The one that does not want to lock the thread again.




Ohhh noooooo , we better act right !



Yes, that will be all thanks!











Palf reopened this thread at a members request. It had been shut for the same reasons it always is (hint richard my pal ) Lets keep it open for a bit. I really hate spending hours editing stuff yall know better on.

[richard2717]

My apologies. It won't happen again.

[Palf70Step]

[Liz]

Originally Posted by richard2717

My apologies. It won't happen again.

You know we like you right? I kinda laugh at them too... and well I say the same stuff. Just not here :P

[Getter-Done]

Found It

[72 tigger]

10MM l assume

[Getter-Done]

Of Course

[Sheepdip]

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

[Getter-Done]

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

Good one

[Ol Blue K20]

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

I almost choked!

[Palf70Step]

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[Getter-Done]

Originally Posted by Palf70Step

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I done my 1st ZOooooM meting last week

Way to tech Ni-cal for Me

[my56chevytruck]

Originally Posted by Palf70Step

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that joke stinks, lol

[Getter-Done]

Originally Posted by my56chevytruck

that joke stinks, lol

Yeah I just shared it with my wife

She did not think it was Funny at all.

[Getter-Done]

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[special-K]

Why did the bald man walk out on his bill?




He didn't want toupee.

[72 tigger]

Funny

[Getter-Done]

[Palf70Step]

[68bowtie]

Haha!

[Sheepdip]

Funny Stuff

[my56chevytruck]

Originally Posted by Sheepdip

On a bus a priest sat next to a drunk who was struggling to read the newspaper.

Suddenly, with a slurred voice, the drunk asked the priest, "Do you know what arthritis is?"

The parish priest immediately took the opportunity to lecture the drunk and replied, "It's a disease caused by sinful and unruly living, excess consumption of alcohol, drugs, marijuana, crack and certainly lost women, prostitutes, promiscuity,, sex, binges and other things I dare not say."

The drunk's eyes widened, but he shut up and continued reading his newspaper.

A little later the priest, thinking that he had perhaps been too hard on the drunk, tried to soften with a question, "How long have you had arthritis?"

"I don't have arthritis." replied the drunk, "It says here in the newspaper that the Pope has it."

now that's funny,