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**Getter-Done** · 11-21-2023, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

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In No Garage I will ever Have.

truckster · 11-21-2023, 10:15 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

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Excuse me for drooling just a bit...

Shifty One · 11-22-2023, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

^ Hangar for stealth aircraft.

Wonder Woman's Jet.

**richard2717** · 11-23-2023, 12:38 PM

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**Ol Blue K20** · 11-23-2023, 06:09 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

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**Getter-Done** · 11-23-2023, 07:59 PM

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truckster · 11-23-2023, 09:49 PM

Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-25-2023, 05:17 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail.

The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?"

Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender."

**Steeveedee** · 11-25-2023, 06:51 PM

Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy!

**Getter-Done** · 11-25-2023, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy!

What?? Holiday Inflation?

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**Steeveedee** · 11-25-2023, 11:38 PM

I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back.

I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH

**Boog** · 11-26-2023, 08:57 AM

A couple of years ago I sold a small part to a fella and 'assumed' it would cost maybe 10-12 $ to ship it. It weighed maybe a pound. Turned out it was $36 to ship by UPS or Fedex one, I forget now. I blew it on that one. BIG TIME! I sold the part for like $35 or so. Lady told me the box rate was due to size more than weight. I could have cut that box down a good bit but the part was in the same box it was shipped to me in from the vendor, so it didn't dawn on me I could save by cutting the box down. Once burned, once learned.

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-26-2023, 11:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back.

I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH

Steve, pm me I don't want you to stress out!

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**kwmech** · 11-29-2023, 12:31 PM

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Not too far off with the cost of parts and the amount of time it takes to locate them and then install

**special-K** · 11-29-2023, 08:57 PM

Every night around 10 pm, I realize it's only 5:30

**Getter-Done** · 11-29-2023, 11:17 PM

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Originally Posted by special-K

Every night around 10 pm, I realize it's only 5:30

I have done better with this in the last couple of years.

This used to Really Bother me.

**richard2717** · 11-30-2023, 02:53 PM

see

**68bowtie** · 12-01-2023, 12:36 AM

^^ this is a fact

**richard2717** · 12-01-2023, 10:14 AM

Not sure what to get your wife for Christmas?

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**richard2717** · 12-03-2023, 08:59 AM

toast

**Getter-Done** · 12-03-2023, 10:53 AM

**68bowtie** · 12-03-2023, 12:04 PM

Teacher?? Lol

**richard2717** · 12-03-2023, 01:34 PM

pie

**68bowtie** · 12-03-2023, 03:18 PM

nice haha

11-23-2023, 12:38 PM	#1829
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11-23-2023, 07:59 PM	#1831
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11-23-2023, 09:49 PM	#1832
truckster Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orem, Utah Posts: 7,978	Re: Joke Thread Old Ed gets a hankering to start collecting guitars. He spends their life savings on his "investments". Edie finally gets fed up, and one night she starts pulling guitars off the wall and beating Ed with them, beating him nearly to death. The police arrive and cart her off to jail. The next morning Edie appears before the judge. He looks down at her sternly and asks, "First offender?" Edie replies, "No, your honor. First a Martin, then a Gibson, and then a Fender." __________________ I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

11-25-2023, 06:51 PM	#1834
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,708	Re: Joke Thread Sick joke. I went to FEDEX to get an estimate to pack and ship an item. Wednesday it was ~$210. I go to ship it today and now it's ~$475?! Crazy! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-25-2023, 11:38 PM	#1836
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,708	Re: Joke Thread I'm flat out disgusted with that. I looked at some other sites and am seeing prices in the $700+ range, and I have to box it! I could fly with the part and deliver it for less money. It would only cost me $100 in gas to drive there and back. I get that people need to make a living, but it shouldn't come off one person's back. SMH __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

11-26-2023, 08:57 AM	#1837
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,531	Re: Joke Thread A couple of years ago I sold a small part to a fella and 'assumed' it would cost maybe 10-12 $ to ship it. It weighed maybe a pound. Turned out it was $36 to ship by UPS or Fedex one, I forget now. I blew it on that one. BIG TIME! I sold the part for like $35 or so. Lady told me the box rate was due to size more than weight. I could have cut that box down a good bit but the part was in the same box it was shipped to me in from the vendor, so it didn't dawn on me I could save by cutting the box down. Once burned, once learned. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-28-2023, 10:26 PM	#1839
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,429	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-29-2023, 08:57 PM	#1841
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11-30-2023, 02:53 PM	#1843
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread see Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-01-2023, 12:36 AM	#1844
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,795	Re: Joke Thread ^^ this is a fact __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Thank you all so far you are angels!! Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

12-01-2023, 10:14 AM	#1845
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread Not sure what to get your wife for Christmas? . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-03-2023, 08:59 AM	#1846
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread toast Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-03-2023, 10:53 AM	#1847
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,429	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-03-2023, 12:04 PM	#1848
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,795	Re: Joke Thread Teacher?? Lol __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Thank you all so far you are angels!! Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

12-03-2023, 01:34 PM	#1849
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,135	Re: Joke Thread pie Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.



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12-03-2023, 03:18 PM	#1850
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,795	Re: Joke Thread nice haha __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Thank you all so far you are angels!! Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

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