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11-20-2003, 02:11 AM
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Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Midland,Texas
Posts: 462
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Joke Time!!
A Husband and Wife were laying in bed one night, When the Husband out of no where riped a big fart!
The Husband went!! 7 Points! The wife look over and said "7 Points"....he says yea...Fart Football. Well, The wife not wanting to lose this game farted and said TOUCHDOWN!!!! 7 Points...Now were Even. Husband rips another....7 Points!! I'm ahead! Wife pushes....TOUCHDOWN!! 7 Points then passes a squeaker!! Field Goal!! 3 More points, I'm ahead!! The husband thinks....I cnt lose to a girl..Let alone my wife!!! So with all his might he trys to push a fart out...trys..and trys!!! Then BAM!!! Poops his pants!!! Wife goes....Wat was that! Husband says...."HALFTIME!! Switch Sides!!!!" When I heard that I started to cry I was laughing so hard!! HAHA!
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