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Old 12-13-2025, 12:47 AM   #1
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Ya'll know the rules?

I'll start it with a filthy joke my aunt loved. A white horse fell in the mud.
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Old 12-13-2025, 01:02 AM   #3
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A supermarket in the UK has launched a new AI tool that helps customers choose wine. The app looks at your menu, your personal preferences, and your budget…
And automatically chooses the second least expensive bottle.
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Uh oh. Here he comes.
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Ya'll know the rules?...
Good luck, my tries kept getting shut down.
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Good luck, my tries kept getting shut down.
I don't expect a long life here, either, tbh.
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I don't expect a long life here, either, tbh.
...any minute now.
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Old 12-14-2025, 12:26 PM   #9
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They say eyelashes are supposed to keep things out of our eyes.

So, why is it every time I have something in my eye, it's an eyelash?
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Old 12-14-2025, 01:46 PM   #10
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They say eyelashes are supposed to keep things out of our eyes.

So, why is it every time I have something in my eye, it's an eyelash?
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And a couple more because we are a bunch of old geezers haha!
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I tried to talk my wife in to this ... she said no.
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I tried to talk my wife in to this ... she said no.
Glad I'm single and retired!
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"when I get home, Jr, I'm gonna punch yo mama in the mouth"
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A while back, I was in a hotel lobby, and I spotted a couple of chess enthusiasts bragging about past wins.

They were chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
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I got my wife a refrigerator for Christmas.

I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
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How does Good King Wenceslas like his pizza?

Deep pan, crisp and even.
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What kind of music do elves listen to?

Wrap.
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What do you call an elf wearing ear muffs?

Anything you want, he won’t be able to hear you.
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How long should a reindeer’s legs be?

Long enough to reach the ground.
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How is Christmas like a day at the office?

You do all the work, and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
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You'll put an eye out with that thing.
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Som random ones I saved…

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^ Gonna be a rough one.
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