am i a ratard or is something amiss when i pump gas?

[blackbeaSSt]

ok so we all know that gas pumps have the little notches that you can set the handle to auto pump the gas so you don't have to hold it.

a couple weeks ago i thought i had found the 1 pump in anderson county that was messed up. well since then i've tried a couple other places and anytime i give the handle a full squeeze it kills the gas.

am i just having amazing luck finding all the jacked up gas pumps or is there something on the newer cars that allow you to hold the gas handle wide open to pump? cause holding the handle at 1/4 full and taking 5 minutes hunched over the side of my truck to fill up SUCKS!!!