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Location: stigler, oklahoma
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If your truck could talk
What do you think it would say maybe (hey man, thanks for cutting that cancer out it was killing me or some of the things it did in its life) id like to the mine would saying thanks for getting it back on the road and all the things i have put into it itd be saying i might might be old but you dont have anything on this. So what would yours say?
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71 c10 with a 305. new dd wohoo 1956 chevy bel air hard top with a 327. 1998 honda passport V6 old dd. |
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Re: If your truck could talk
I don't want mine to talk.I have one that I've had for 30 years.It might tell where some of the bodies are buried.I've had it thru 2 marriages and xyz relationships.Not to mention way too many nights that I don't recall or at least not clearly.I'm pretty sure the "Statute of limitations" has run the course on most of that stuff But I do have a wife,and they don't recognize that particular statute.
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Re: If your truck could talk
Mine would ask for some new bandaids (gaskets) on the transfer case and engine so it could stop bleeding everywhere.
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Re: If your truck could talk
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Re: If your truck could talk
"It's about time you started working dents out rather than putting them in"
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Re: If your truck could talk
lol that ones good come on guys keep them coming
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Re: If your truck could talk
Mine would ask whats taking the body shop so long to get started again on the restomodifaction .
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Re: If your truck could talk
"I sure as hell dont think taking out that mailbox was necessary, but it was awesome!" O an "Thanks for taking me away from the PO. He was such a idiot and I'm glad you fixed things like me only having one motor mount bolted in!"
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Re: If your truck could talk
If my truck could talk, I would tell it to shut up, the gf has enough commentary as it is!
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Re: If your truck could talk
Every time I come near a gas station mine would say, "Im thirsty, stop now."
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Re: If your truck could talk
Oh my achin' back.... take me to a chiropractor!! Who told you I could carry 3 tons, anyway???
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Re: If your truck could talk
"Thanks for converting me to a SWB...all I want to haul in my retirement years are beers, babes, and BBQ's"
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Re: If your truck could talk
I'm pretty sure mine would say " stop cheating on me with all those other projects It's time for you to put me back together. It's been almost ten years since I seen the road!!"
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Re: If your truck could talk
Mine would say---- look he is so nice, my great paint, nice wood bed, washes me, pampers me, takes to auto shows so I can see all my buddies. Then ..Then he takes me down the 1320 making me scream up to 7200rpm hurting my rear and the transbrake thing really hurts my joints. If he feeds me the juice thats it im done.
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Re: If your truck could talk
Mine would say "...I will never, EVER forgive you for selling me to your father in law!"
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Re: If your truck could talk
"If your Truck could talk":
It would say: "Thank you for taking really, really good care of me and keeping me Warm and Dry in the Winter and away from any Rain. Also thanks for the New Engine, Tranny, Suspension and Interior. And finally, thank you for taking pride in me." My response would be: "The pleasure's been all mine."
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Re: If your truck could talk
I drove my truck to work today. This is usually not the case. I have a 38 mile one way commute with more than 50% of it in a 70mph interstate zone. Right now my truck would say,
"Man I love it when I can burn along at 3500 rpms" Driving a 4 cylinder Ford Escort normally then passing Mr. Slow on the US highway this morning I said, "Man I miss driving a V8 every day" There is nothing like mashing that pedal down far enough to pull the th350 down a gear and launch around a car. 53.1 mph - 70 in about 0.00001 seconds. At least it seemed like 0.00001 seconds after the 4 cylinder experience.
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Re: If your truck could talk
you can take your foot out of my *$@
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is it fast ? it has a lighting bolt donut? B___H please, I can remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a kleenex |
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Re: If your truck could talk
My burb would say "I always knew you were gonna turn out weird, but I love you for fixing me up".
The pick up... "Finally an owner that knows whats wrong with me, and is taking care of all my ill adjusted parts".
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Re: If your truck could talk
Mine would say
“God I love the smell of burning rubber, do it again" And of course I would oblige
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Re: If your truck could talk
My panel and Blazer both sang " At last i finally found youuuu!"
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Mine would say, "I can't wait until tomorrow, cuz you get better looking every day!"
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Re: If your truck could talk
Mine would ask.."Does my rear make me look fat?"
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Re: If your truck could talk
"Fix my dent, you lazy b$stard."
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Re: If your truck could talk
Ohh what happened there.
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