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Old 08-08-2024, 06:04 PM   #2451
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Old 08-08-2024, 09:29 PM   #2452
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Speaking of big box stores....


A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
The boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job and the kid started the next day
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the shift was over, the boss came to check on the kid.
The boss asked "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
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Speaking of big box stores....


A young guy from Texas moves to California and goes to a big department store looking for a job.
The manager asks, "Do you have any sales experience?"
The kid says, "Yeah, I was a salesman back home in Texas."
The boss liked the kid, so he gave him the job and the kid started the next day
His first day on the job was rough but he got through it. After the shift was over, the boss came to check on the kid.
The boss asked "How many sales did you make today?"
The kid says, "One."
The boss says, "Just one? Our sales people average 20 or 30 sales a day.How much was the sale for?"
Kid says, "$101,237.64."
Boss says, "$101,237.64? What did you sell him?"
Kid says, "First I sold him a small fish hook. Then I sold him a medium fish hook. Then I sold him a larger fish hook. Then I sold him a new fishing rod. Then I asked him where he was going fishing, and he said down at the coast, so I told him he was gonna need a boat, so we went down to the boat department, and I sold him a twin engine Chris Craft. Then he said he didn't think his Honda Civic would pull it, so I took him down to the automotive department and sold him that 4X4 Blazer."
The boss said, "A guy came in here to buy a fish hook and you sold him a boat and truck?"
Kid says, "No, he came in here to buy a box of tampons for his wife, and I said, 'Well, since your weekend's shot, you might as well go fishing.'"
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Old Today, 03:55 PM   #2459
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Old Today, 04:25 PM   #2461
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Don't even get me going....sometimes I wish my truck/car was a battering ram
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