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WRECKS ARE GETTING REAL BAD THESE DAYS ....Today, I was almost hit by my wife because she was walking and texting at the intersection of our kitchen and dining room.
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One cool November morning, two hunters take their biggest buck ever.
As they struggled dragging the monster buck back to their pickup, they were stopped by a game warden. He asked to see their hunting licenses. Assured that all was in order, the game warden wished them a good day, but offered some advice... "If you men would pull from the front legs, instead of the back legs, the buck will glide easier in the leaves instead of going against the grain of fur. " The hunters thanked the game warden and took his advice. After about an hour of pulling the deer, the first hunter says to the other, "That game warden was a nice guy, and this deer is easier to pull." The second hunter replies, "Yeah, but he wasn't all that smart..." "We're getting further away from the truck."
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A rugged old lady rides her mule into town, stops in front of the saloon, dismounts and ties her trusty mule up. Just as she turns to go inside, a young gunslinger steps out of the saloon. He looks at the old lady with a **** eating grin and asks her if she likes dancing. She says, "no, never much cared for it". The young man says, "Well, you better start liking it!" He then begins firing both of his pistols at her feet! The old lady starts jumping around crazily trying to keep from getting shot! With the guns empty, the gunslinger turns to go back into the bar when he suddenly hears two distinctive clicks. He turns around slowly to find a double-barreled shotgun pointed straight at his head. The old lady, standing confidently, says to the gunslinger, "Ever kissed a mule's ass?" The young man swallows hard and says, "No ma'am, but I've always wanted to!"
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