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Old 09-07-2024, 09:45 PM   #2601
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Old 09-07-2024, 09:54 PM   #2602
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I hear those work on driveshafts also.

If your old you would have to bring a Creeper to get under there.
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^ And deservedly so!

Looks like ribs for lunch.
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Serves a fool right. Careful there. You might rip the aluminum body too! SMH
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Old 09-08-2024, 02:34 PM   #2610
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What did all Tickle Me Elmo dolls get before they left the factory ?

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Old 09-08-2024, 07:35 PM   #2611
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Old 09-09-2024, 12:01 PM   #2612
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Yup, that's about right. Had somebody do that to me, drove away like it was nothing. Even showed it to them. I called CHP, they didn't care
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I had a guy, pretty broke looking, come in with an old car that he'd gotten a fix-it ticket for the brakes. We were a brake inspection station and I had the state cert. Said he knew it needed brakes, but asked if I could sign it off and he would do them later. I told him do the brakes and come back. It would be just my luck that the guy was a ringer and I'd get busted for being a nice guy. The shoes were basically bare metal with serious grooves in the drums from the rivets.
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My wife said " that's your 4th trip to the desert bar, aren't you embarrassed?" I said "no, if anyone says anything I just tell them it's for YOU"!!!
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Old 09-10-2024, 01:39 PM   #2615
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My wife said " that's your 4th trip to the desert bar, aren't you embarrassed?" I said "no, if anyone says anything I just tell them it's for YOU"!!!
Are you referring to the Nellie E. Bar?
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Old 09-10-2024, 11:57 PM   #2616
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Old 09-11-2024, 12:04 AM   #2617
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I had a guy, pretty broke looking, come in with an old car that he'd gotten a fix-it ticket for the brakes. We were a brake inspection station and I had the state cert. Said he knew it needed brakes, but asked if I could sign it off and he would do them later. I told him do the brakes and come back. It would be just my luck that the guy was a ringer and I'd get busted for being a nice guy. The shoes were basically bare metal with serious grooves in the drums from the rivets.
You triggered a memory....about 20 years or so ago here locally a 90 year old man took a Concealed Carry Class and failed, he then offered money to the instructor/owner to pass him. The guy took the bait and was put out of business and prosecuted as the old guy was a plant.
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^ We used to get people all the time offering $50 or so for a smog cert after their vehicle failed. I asked them if they would give up their personal freedom for $50. They usually got the message.
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^ We used to get people all the time offering $50 or so for a smog cert after their vehicle failed. I asked them if they would give up their personal freedom for $50. They usually got the message.
now "hot smogs" are $350 and up IF you can find a shop that will do it. Way back when i was doing exhaust work people would call up and ask how much to remove their cat and install a "test pipe", i would tell them $10,000. naturally that would pi$$ them off and they would tell me i am crazy so i would explain that the fine would cost me 5 grand at least and the other 5 grand will keep me going untill i could find another job or post bail. needless to say nobody ever took me up on the deal
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