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08-13-2024, 10:20 AM
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08-13-2024, 09:14 PM
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how many?
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08-14-2024, 01:19 PM
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I thought they gave you a Puppy so you didn’t have to walk home alone. LOL
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08-14-2024, 01:57 PM
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08-14-2024, 03:50 PM
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They used to give you a pair of sneakers for the walk home. Guess that's for breaking down close by. Now you practically get a recliner if you are further away!
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08-14-2024, 06:40 PM
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08-14-2024, 07:52 PM
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twos
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08-14-2024, 08:31 PM
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push one
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08-14-2024, 08:49 PM
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08-15-2024, 08:00 AM
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08-15-2024, 08:38 AM
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08-15-2024, 09:19 AM
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08-15-2024, 10:17 AM
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Two blonde friends were at a coffee shop and a nearby customer kept noticing them high-fiving each other every few minutes and saying "Only 13-days".
Finally, the customer approaches the blondes and asks them the significance of their celebrating "Only 13 days". One of the blondes proudly explained that they were vacationing together and had finished a difficult puzzle during their stay. The customer commented that the puzzle must have been pretty challenging if it took two people 13-days to complete it. The girls both nodded in agreement and boasted that right on the puzzle box it read 2-4 Years!!! |
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08-15-2024, 06:48 PM
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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08-15-2024, 07:12 PM
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I've got to stop reading these during mind numbing meetings. I almost had an aneurysm trying not laugh out loud at this one.
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08-15-2024, 07:51 PM
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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08-15-2024, 07:53 PM
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won't sell
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08-15-2024, 09:57 PM
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Find the curved line
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08-15-2024, 11:18 PM
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don't quite have the budget for those 28 inchers you want?
we gotchu
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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A Scotsman, an Englishman and an Irishman want to get into the Olympics but they haven't got tickets. The Scotsman picks up a manhole-cover, tucks it under his arm and walks to the gate. "McTavish, Scotland" he says, "Discus,"and in he walks. The Englishman picks up a length of scaffolding and slings it over his shoulder. "Waddington-Smythe, England," he says, "Pole vault," and in he walks. The Irishman looks around, picks up a roll of barbed wire and tucks it under his arm. "O'Malley, Ireland," he says, "Fencing.
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08-16-2024, 11:35 AM
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08-16-2024, 11:40 AM
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a little gangsta?
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