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09-22-2024, 07:44 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Good one!
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09-23-2024, 12:12 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
So true!
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09-23-2024, 07:22 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
lost
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-23-2024, 07:26 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
saven em
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-23-2024, 07:35 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
tight budget
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-23-2024, 08:08 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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:My build thread http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=807535 1972 K10 swb/1968 Camaro 350/4spd 1955 210 2 dr sedan/1998 RCSB Z71/1977 Jeep CJ5 |
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09-23-2024, 09:54 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
^ All that it needed was to actually be necessary.
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09-23-2024, 10:09 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
hard work
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-24-2024, 12:36 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
Robbed This From SpaceBook.
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09-24-2024, 06:31 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
grip
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-24-2024, 09:05 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
Haha I like the spam one
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09-24-2024, 10:01 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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67 C10 283 T5 swapped longbed fleetside = wife's daily driver 67 C20 292 (originally a 250)4speed longbed fleetside w/original wooden bed=my project truck 67 C10 283+.060 (so a 292 as well)T5 swapped longbed fleetside=my DD 72 C1500 Sierra Grande 350 TH350 longbed fleetside=wife's fair weather truck Can you tell we are fans of longbed fleetsides & 67s Chris |
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09-24-2024, 10:40 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Oh haha you’re right
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09-25-2024, 07:30 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
Me:"Oh my gosh. How many cookies did you eat?"
4-year-old: "Six." Me: "How many did I say you could have??!" 4-year-old: "One." Me:"Then why did you eat SIX?" 4-year-old: "I wanted the cookies more than I didn't want to get in trouble." Me: "So you knew you were going to get in trouble?" 4-year-old: "Of course, but I knew I would have a tummy full of cookies in time out. That's a good timeout."
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09-25-2024, 09:35 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
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09-25-2024, 07:16 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
retirement
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-25-2024, 10:02 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
hurricane
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-27-2024, 07:05 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
This Biker, walked into a biker bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at the Biker and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" The Biker says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." The Biker placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to the Biker saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." The Biker replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." The biker took the money.
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09-27-2024, 08:08 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
This happened to an Englishman in France who was totally drunk. The French policeman stops his car and asks the gentleman if he has been drinking. With great difficulty, the Englishman admits that he has been drinking all day, that his daughter got married in the morning to a French man, and that he drank champagne and a few bottles of wine at the reception and quite a few glasses of single malt there after.
Quite upset, the policeman proceeds to alcotest (breath test) him and asks the Englishman if he knows under French Law why he is going to be arrested. The Englishman answers with humour. No sir, I do not! But while we're asking questions, do you know that this is a British car and my wife is driving ... on the other side???
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09-27-2024, 01:17 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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09-27-2024, 01:20 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
date
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-28-2024, 12:44 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
now days
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-28-2024, 12:46 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
can't sleep
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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09-29-2024, 06:02 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Musk says, "Here at Tesla, failure is not an option."
"It comes standard on the Cybertruck!"
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09-29-2024, 09:26 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
I knew it!
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