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11-11-2024, 12:45 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Got some exhaust pipe at Lowes.
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11-11-2024, 02:48 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Saving weight with thin wall. I like that.
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11-11-2024, 10:06 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
That should flow well.
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11-12-2024, 02:08 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
alb
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11-12-2024, 02:17 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Astute Observations
The closest I ever got to a 4.0 in college was my blood alcohol content. I live in my own little world, but it's OK. Everyone knows me here. I saw a very large woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Left Tackle?” I don't do drugs. I find I get the same effect just by standing up really fast. I don't like political jokes. I've seen too many get elected. The most precious thing we have is life, yet it has absolutely no trade-in value. Every day I beat my previous record of consecutive days I've stayed alive. No one ever says, "It's only a game!" when their team's winning. Ever notice that people who spend money on beer, cigarettes and lottery tickets are always complaining about being broke and not feeling well? Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool? Marriage changes passion . . . suddenly you're in bed with a relative. Why is it that most nudists are people you don't want to see naked? Snowmen fall from Heaven unassembled. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose fitting clothing. If I HAD any loose fitting clothing, I wouldn't need the freakin' class! Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference. Wouldn't you know it! Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live forever. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
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11-12-2024, 07:14 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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11-16-2024, 03:59 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
raccoons
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11-16-2024, 04:30 PM
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laying low
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Re: Joke Thread
Now that's funny right there!
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11-18-2024, 11:48 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Be right there
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11-18-2024, 11:53 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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Ain't that the truth!!
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11-19-2024, 12:05 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
I tried
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11-19-2024, 12:06 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Huh?
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11-19-2024, 01:46 PM
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11-19-2024, 04:59 PM
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> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....
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11-19-2024, 05:00 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
atm
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11-19-2024, 05:01 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
lite
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11-19-2024, 05:01 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
carrot
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11-22-2024, 07:26 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
well
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11-22-2024, 07:27 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
go
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Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross |
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11-22-2024, 02:54 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Don't forget the off season funding.
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11-25-2024, 07:36 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
they're from Santa
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11-26-2024, 08:47 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Bill Dance
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11-26-2024, 08:50 PM
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memory
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Wait what was we talking about? 
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11-27-2024, 09:56 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
Go
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