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Re: Joke Thread
Just NO!
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12-05-2024, 07:21 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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12-07-2024, 09:22 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
those nuts for fords and cyber trucks
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12-07-2024, 12:13 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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 I saw that on Space Book and sent it to my son who actually owns a Tesla.
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12-07-2024, 05:41 PM
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We were all at a fishing resort. No one wanted to room with Bob, because he snored so badly. We decided it wasn't fair to make one of them stay with him the whole time, so we voted to take turns.
The first guy slept with Bob and comes to breakfast the next morning with his hair a mess and his eyes all bloodshot. We said, "Man, what happened to you? He said, "Bob snored so loudly, I just sat up and watched him all night." The next night it was a different guy's turn. In the morning, same thing, hair all standing up, eyes all bloodshot. We said, "Man, what happened to you? You look awful! He said, 'Man, that Bob shakes the roof with his snoring. I watched him all night." The third night was Fred's turn. Fred was a tanned, older cowboy, a man's man. The next morning he came to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. "Good morning!" he said. We couldn't believe it. We said, "Man, what happened?" He said, "Well, we got ready for bed. I went and tucked Bob into bed, patted him on the butt, and kissed him good night.. Bob sat up and watched me all night." With age comes wisdom.
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12-07-2024, 07:12 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
I laughed out loud that is good lol
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12-08-2024, 10:24 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
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12-08-2024, 01:14 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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Gotta admit, I had to think about that for a moment!
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12-09-2024, 09:49 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
5 star rated
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12-09-2024, 09:52 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Valet
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12-09-2024, 10:44 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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made it about halfway across the entrance and he was chasing me down to ask me to park my own truck 5am stop for a bfast sammich and got behind this expert driver  
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12-09-2024, 11:30 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2013
Location: Simi Valley, CA
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Re: Joke Thread
I've always done my best to avoid having varlets (sic) parking my vehicles, even if they had automatic transmissions. I'd park them around the block and the wife would have to walk, unless it was too far. Might have had to carry her, which I have done. 
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12-09-2024, 11:55 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
lots of places are valet only
going to luncheon at castaways tomorrow - valet only or extremely long walk https://www.castawayburbank.com/ taking my supervisors to fogo de chao wednesday, no parking at all except street or pay lot https://fogodechao.com/location/los-angeles/
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12-10-2024, 12:01 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
Valet only? Not me.
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12-11-2024, 10:52 AM
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12-11-2024, 11:40 AM
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Re: Joke Thread
"eat more beef" he says
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12-12-2024, 10:03 AM
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89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night.
Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" Ron replied, "That would be my wife.
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12-13-2024, 09:02 PM
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Not always true but still amusing
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12-13-2024, 11:01 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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12-14-2024, 06:45 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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12-14-2024, 07:05 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
Oooooh, you might as well have said Aunt Esther.
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12-16-2024, 01:27 PM
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Here comes the big one!! I'm coming to join you Weezy!
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12-16-2024, 07:08 PM
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cig
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12-16-2024, 07:14 PM
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A biker was sitting in a bar when a woman sat down next to him and asked, “Are you a real biker?”
He replied, “Well, I’ve spent my whole life on Harleys. My mom was pregnant with me while riding on the back of my dad’s Harley. As a little boy, I rode on the back with my dad until I finally got my own Harley. I’ve been riding ever since, so yes, I guess I’m a real biker.” The woman said, “I’m a lesbian. I spend my entire day thinking about women. From the moment I wake up, I think about women. When I shower, I think about women. When I watch TV, I think about women. Even when I eat, I think about women. It seems everything makes me think about women.” The two sat quietly, sipping their drinks. A little while later, a man sat down on the other side of the biker and asked, “Are you a real biker?” The biker replied, “I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.”
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12-16-2024, 07:15 PM
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Re: Joke Thread
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