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**davischevy** · 02-15-2021, 09:58 PM

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

**Ol Blue K20** · 02-16-2021, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.

Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A minute."

Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?"

The Lord replies, "A penny."

Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?"

The Lord replies, "In a minute."

**richard2717** · 02-16-2021, 10:52 AM

burp....

**Ol Blue K20** · 02-16-2021, 11:06 AM

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burp....

Well,..... I think I'm done with breakfast!........

1976gmc20 · 02-16-2021, 12:37 PM

A guy from North Dakota goes over to Montana for a logging job.

His new friends invite him to go to the bar with them after working in the woods all day. They tell him there is a bar where you buy two drinks and get the third one free.

"That's nothing," says the guy from North Dakota. "Back home we got a bar where you go in, the first drink is free, then the second drink is free, the third drink is free, and then you get to go out in the alley and get laid."

"Wow?" the Montana loggers reply. "Just where is this bar?"

"Oh, I've never been there myself," the North Dakotan responds. "My sister was telling me about it."

**Boog** · 02-16-2021, 12:49 PM

Highway dept got wise. Better than salt brine.

**Boog** · 02-16-2021, 12:59 PM

The times

**Boog** · 02-16-2021, 05:08 PM

Here’s the plan

**Ol Blue K20** · 02-17-2021, 06:52 AM

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Here’s the plan

Isn't it the truth!!

**FleetsidePaul** · 02-17-2021, 10:49 AM

My retirement party.

**Boog** · 02-17-2021, 12:56 PM

They haven't gotten that warm and fuzzy thing down yet have they?
It's not the thought but the cake that matters.

**davischevy** · 02-17-2021, 01:07 PM

You gotta love teachers.

**Boog** · 02-17-2021, 02:37 PM

Definition of a teacher: One with way more patience than me.

**Boog** · 02-20-2021, 12:48 AM

It looks like old Barn won some race and he's real happy but that sure isn't Thelma Lou.

1976gmc20 · 02-20-2021, 12:23 PM

Do you know why the Yap Islanders use that stone money?

Because they can't budge it.

1976gmc20 · 02-20-2021, 09:07 PM

at least 2 characters

**Steeveedee** · 02-20-2021, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

at least 2 characters

1976gmc20 · 02-20-2021, 09:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

That's what it said I had to type

**Steeveedee** · 02-20-2021, 11:40 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

That's what it said I had to type

Well, we're two characters, so what the heck. When I only post a picture I type some number of characters and then make them white. Many people have no idea that there are characters in the post...or care.

1976gmc20 · 02-21-2021, 12:14 AM

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Well, we're two characters, so what the heck. When I only post a picture I type some number of characters and then make them white. Many people have no idea that there are characters in the post...or care.

Yeah, but there's nothing snarky about that

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**richard2717** · 02-22-2021, 11:33 AM

rvd

1976gmc20 · 02-22-2021, 12:25 PM

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rvd

Also great for feeding lunch to the crew right out in the field

**richard2717** · 02-22-2021, 07:03 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

Also great for feeding lunch to the crew right out in the field

All the fields around here right now are all pretty much under water. She would be a permanent fixture if I took it out there today

**richard2717** · 02-22-2021, 07:05 PM

$15 bucks an hour huh? OKAY

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**Steeveedee** · 02-22-2021, 07:15 PM

^ That'll buff right out. SMH

02-15-2021, 09:58 PM	#1
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,806	Re: Joke Thread Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God. Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute." __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

02-16-2021, 10:52 AM	#3
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread burp.... Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

02-16-2021, 12:37 PM	#5
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread A guy from North Dakota goes over to Montana for a logging job. His new friends invite him to go to the bar with them after working in the woods all day. They tell him there is a bar where you buy two drinks and get the third one free. "That's nothing," says the guy from North Dakota. "Back home we got a bar where you go in, the first drink is free, then the second drink is free, the third drink is free, and then you get to go out in the alley and get laid." "Wow?" the Montana loggers reply. "Just where is this bar?" "Oh, I've never been there myself," the North Dakotan responds. "My sister was telling me about it." __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

02-16-2021, 12:49 PM	#6
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,084	Re: Joke Thread Highway dept got wise. Better than salt brine. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-16-2021, 12:59 PM	#7
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,084	Re: Joke Thread The times Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross Last edited by Boog; 02-16-2021 at 02:55 PM.

02-16-2021, 05:08 PM	#8
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,084	Re: Joke Thread Here’s the plan Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-17-2021, 10:49 AM	#10
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread My retirement party. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

02-17-2021, 12:56 PM	#11
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,084	Re: Joke Thread They haven't gotten that warm and fuzzy thing down yet have they? It's not the thought but the cake that matters. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-17-2021, 01:07 PM	#12
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,806	Re: Joke Thread You gotta love teachers. Attached Images __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

02-17-2021, 02:37 PM	#13
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,084	Re: Joke Thread Definition of a teacher: One with way more patience than me. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-20-2021, 12:48 AM	#14
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,084	Re: Joke Thread It looks like old Barn won some race and he's real happy but that sure isn't Thelma Lou. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

02-20-2021, 12:23 PM	#15
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Do you know why the Yap Islanders use that stone money? Because they can't budge it. __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

02-20-2021, 09:07 PM	#16
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread at least 2 characters Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

02-22-2021, 11:33 AM	#21
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread rvd Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

02-22-2021, 07:05 PM	#24
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread $15 bucks an hour huh? OKAY . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.



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02-22-2021, 07:15 PM	#25
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread ^ That'll buff right out. SMH __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

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