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Smith climbs to the top of Mt. Sinai to get close enough to talk to God.
Looking up, he asks the Lord. "God, what does a million years mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A minute." Smith asks, "And what does a million dollars mean to you?" The Lord replies, "A penny." Smith asks, "Can I have a penny?" The Lord replies, "In a minute."
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burp....
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02-16-2021, 11:06 AM | #4 |
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Well,..... I think I'm done with breakfast!........
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02-16-2021, 12:37 PM | #5 |
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A guy from North Dakota goes over to Montana for a logging job.
His new friends invite him to go to the bar with them after working in the woods all day. They tell him there is a bar where you buy two drinks and get the third one free. "That's nothing," says the guy from North Dakota. "Back home we got a bar where you go in, the first drink is free, then the second drink is free, the third drink is free, and then you get to go out in the alley and get laid." "Wow?" the Montana loggers reply. "Just where is this bar?" "Oh, I've never been there myself," the North Dakotan responds. "My sister was telling me about it."
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Highway dept got wise. Better than salt brine.
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Here’s the plan
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They haven't gotten that warm and fuzzy thing down yet have they?
It's not the thought but the cake that matters.
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You gotta love teachers.
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02-17-2021, 02:37 PM | #13 |
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Definition of a teacher: One with way more patience than me.
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It looks like old Barn won some race and he's real happy but that sure isn't Thelma Lou.
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02-20-2021, 12:23 PM | #15 |
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Do you know why the Yap Islanders use that stone money?
Because they can't budge it.
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at least 2 characters
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Well, we're two characters, so what the heck. When I only post a picture I type some number of characters and then make them white. Many people have no idea that there are characters in the post...or care.
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Also great for feeding lunch to the crew right out in the field
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All the fields around here right now are all pretty much under water. She would be a permanent fixture if I took it out there today
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$15 bucks an hour huh? OKAY
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^ That'll buff right out. SMH
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