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**GOPAPA** · 03-06-2021, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

This really happened, back when we had our old brick cellphone that would actually work up on top of the ridges. I called the non-emergency dispatch number to report what looked like smoke on a big fire from a few days back.

The 911 operator asked me what was my address. I said "I'm on horseback up in the middle of <redacted> ranch."

So she paged out the FD saying that a caller reported seeing smoke from "Horseback Road."

(it was actually just a plume of ash from a dust devil, but we were all still pretty nervous after losing 70+ homes)

Yeah ,,it's funny as a joke ,,but for real is not what you would like to hear from a Emergency Operator

1976gmc20 · 03-06-2021, 10:52 PM

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Originally Posted by GOPAPA

Yeah ,,it's funny as a joke ,,but for real is not what you would like to hear from a Emergency Operator

Our county dispatch/911 deserves its own joke thread!

**richard2717** · 03-07-2021, 01:47 PM

gob

**Getter-Done** · 03-07-2021, 03:19 PM

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**richard2717** · 03-08-2021, 08:34 AM

cat

**Boog** · 03-08-2021, 09:18 AM

**truckster** · 03-12-2021, 12:10 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Cop: Do you know why I stopped you?

I actually had this one happen to me driving across Wyoming years ago. I was going about 25 over when an RX7 blew past me. About half a mile later Wyoming Highway Patrol stopped me. I mentioned that the RX7 was going way faster than me. He said, "Yeah, I saw him, but I would have had to work harder to catch him."

**68bowtie** · 03-10-2021, 04:42 PM

If you remember Fuzzy Wuzzy, the un-fuzzy bear... I made this version up while walking through Costco one day. My wife still makes fun of me.

Izzy Bizzy was a blob.

Izzy Bizzy had no job.

Izzy Bizzy isn’t busy, is he?

1976gmc20 · 03-10-2021, 05:23 PM

This is one my grandma used to say:

Oowey gooey was a worm
A little worm was he
He climbed upon a railroad track
A train he did not see

Oowey gooey!

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-10-2021, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by 68bowtie

If you remember Fuzzy Wuzzy, the un-fuzzy bear... I made this version up while walking through Costco one day. My wife still makes fun of me.

Izzy Bizzy was a blob.

Izzy Bizzy had no job.

Izzy Bizzy isn’t busy, is he?

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

This is one my grandma used to say:

Oowey gooey was a worm
A little worm was he
He climbed upon a railroad track
A train he did not see

Oowey gooey!

You guys need to meet my buddy...Jack Daniels...he makes this weirdness go away...

OK....back to my corner!.....

1976gmc20 · 03-10-2021, 10:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

You guys need to meet my buddy...Jack Daniels...he makes this weirdness go away...

OK....back to my corner!.....

Clan McGregor

Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars!

Can you spell that without any R's ?

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-10-2021, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

Clan McGregor

Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars!

Can you spell that without any R's ?

Hmmm,....this sounds like a trick question.

**Steeveedee** · 03-10-2021, 10:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

Clan McGregor

Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars!

Can you spell that without any R's ?

Yes.

**Stocker** · 03-11-2021, 12:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1976gmc20

Clan McGregor

Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars!

Can you spell that without any R's ?

Another yes.

**LockDoc** · 03-11-2021, 02:03 AM

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Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life
miserable. The only real peace he enjoyed was when he
was out in the field working.

One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife
brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he
quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of
nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule
kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head,
and killing her instantly.

At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the
women offered their sympathy to Jake he would nod his
head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke
quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to
side.

When the wake was over and all the mourners had left,
the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it
that you nodded your head up and down to all the women
and shook your head from side to side to all the men?"

Well, Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she
looked, and her dress was so pretty," so I agreed by
nodding my head up and down.

The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?"

LockDoc

**68bowtie** · 03-10-2021, 09:16 PM

Lol

**LockDoc** · 03-10-2021, 09:40 PM

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OK, since we are getting into weird nursery rhymes. How many remember this one....

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean.

**Stocker** · 03-11-2021, 12:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by LockDoc

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OK, since we are getting into weird nursery rhymes. How many remember this one....

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean
And so betwixt the two of them
They licked the platter clean.

I sure do remember that one! Can't say why, but I think of it now & then to this day......

**Stocker** · 03-11-2021, 11:00 AM

Oh man, I did not see that one coming!

**Boog** · 03-11-2021, 11:29 AM

Neither did she..

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-11-2021, 11:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boog

Neither did she..

**richard2717** · 03-11-2021, 02:37 PM

jeep

**Ol Blue K20** · 03-11-2021, 09:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by richard2717

jeep

Who says rust is bad!!

**Palf70Step** · 03-11-2021, 02:49 PM

so TRUE!

**LockDoc** · 03-11-2021, 03:27 PM

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Covid hasn't affected Granny any....

LockDoc

03-07-2021, 01:47 PM	#3
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03-07-2021, 03:19 PM	#4
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03-08-2021, 08:34 AM	#5
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread cat Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-08-2021, 09:18 AM	#6
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,092	Re: Joke Thread __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-10-2021, 04:42 PM	#8
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,552	Re: Joke Thread If you remember Fuzzy Wuzzy, the un-fuzzy bear... I made this version up while walking through Costco one day. My wife still makes fun of me. Izzy Bizzy was a blob. Izzy Bizzy had no job. Izzy Bizzy isn’t busy, is he? __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

03-10-2021, 05:23 PM	#9
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread This is one my grandma used to say: Oowey gooey was a worm A little worm was he He climbed upon a railroad track A train he did not see Oowey gooey! __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

03-11-2021, 02:03 AM	#15
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,393	Re: Joke Thread - Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace he enjoyed was when he was out in the field working. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" Well, Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty," so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?" LockDoc __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -

03-10-2021, 09:16 PM	#16
68bowtie Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Turlock, CA Posts: 8,552	Re: Joke Thread Lol __________________ Please help my sister in law with her battle with cancer https://gofund.me/902f6fce Survivor "Lil’ Mint" (67 c10 40k mile light green original paint) Project "C10 Fever" (68 factory black 396 swb) Project "Little Sister" (70 c10 blue original paint refresh) Project "Blue Bomb" (70 c30 blue original paint refresh) SOLD Project "Vitamin C" (71 c10 orange original paint refresh) SOLD

03-10-2021, 09:40 PM	#17
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,393	Re: Joke Thread - OK, since we are getting into weird nursery rhymes. How many remember this one.... Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so betwixt the two of them They licked the platter clean. Attached Images __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -

03-11-2021, 11:00 AM	#19
Stocker 20' Daredevil (Ret) Join Date: May 2003 Location: Jefferson State Posts: 13,576	Re: Joke Thread Oh man, I did not see that one coming! __________________ - Mike - 1972 K20 LWB 350/350/205 RIP El Jay

03-11-2021, 11:29 AM	#20
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,092	Re: Joke Thread Neither did she.. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

03-11-2021, 02:37 PM	#22
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread jeep Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

03-11-2021, 02:49 PM	#24
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 46,761	Re: Joke Thread so TRUE! __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

03-11-2021, 03:27 PM	#25
LockDoc The Older Generation Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Montezuma, Iowa Posts: 25,393	Re: Joke Thread - Covid hasn't affected Granny any.... LockDoc Attached Images __________________ Leon Locksmith, Specializing In Antique Trucks, Automobiles, & Motorcycles (My Dually Pickup Project Thread) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=829820 -



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