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03-06-2021, 10:52 PM | #2 |
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Our county dispatch/911 deserves its own joke thread!
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03-08-2021, 08:34 AM | #5 |
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03-12-2021, 12:10 AM | #7 |
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I actually had this one happen to me driving across Wyoming years ago. I was going about 25 over when an RX7 blew past me. About half a mile later Wyoming Highway Patrol stopped me. I mentioned that the RX7 was going way faster than me. He said, "Yeah, I saw him, but I would have had to work harder to catch him."
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If you remember Fuzzy Wuzzy, the un-fuzzy bear... I made this version up while walking through Costco one day. My wife still makes fun of me.
Izzy Bizzy was a blob. Izzy Bizzy had no job. Izzy Bizzy isn’t busy, is he?
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03-10-2021, 05:23 PM | #9 |
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This is one my grandma used to say:
Oowey gooey was a worm A little worm was he He climbed upon a railroad track A train he did not see Oowey gooey!
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Railroad crossing, watch out for the cars! Can you spell that without any R's ?
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Hmmm,....this sounds like a trick question.
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03-10-2021, 10:49 PM | #13 |
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Yes.
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03-11-2021, 12:24 AM | #14 |
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Another yes.
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Lol
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OK, since we are getting into weird nursery rhymes. How many remember this one.... Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so betwixt the two of them They licked the platter clean.
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I sure do remember that one! Can't say why, but I think of it now & then to this day......
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Oh man, I did not see that one coming!
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Neither did she..
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so TRUE!
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Covid hasn't affected Granny any.... LockDoc
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