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I actually had this one happen to me driving across Wyoming years ago. I was going about 25 over when an RX7 blew past me. About half a mile later Wyoming Highway Patrol stopped me. I mentioned that the RX7 was going way faster than me. He said, "Yeah, I saw him, but I would have had to work harder to catch him."
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If you remember Fuzzy Wuzzy, the un-fuzzy bear... I made this version up while walking through Costco one day. My wife still makes fun of me.
![]() Izzy Bizzy was a blob. Izzy Bizzy had no job. Izzy Bizzy isn’t busy, is he?
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This is one my grandma used to say:
Oowey gooey was a worm A little worm was he He climbed upon a railroad track A train he did not see Oowey gooey!
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Farmer Jake had a nagging wife who made his life miserable. The only real peace he enjoyed was when he was out in the field working. One day when he was out in the field, Jake's wife brought his lunch to him. Then she stayed while he quietly ate and berated him with a constant stream of nagging and complaining. Suddenly, Jake's old mule kicked up his back legs, striking the wife in the head, and killing her instantly. At the wake, Jake's minister noticed that when the women offered their sympathy to Jake he would nod his head up and down. But when the men came up and spoke quietly to him, he would shake his head from side to side. When the wake was over and all the mourners had left, the minister approached Jake and asked, "Why was it that you nodded your head up and down to all the women and shook your head from side to side to all the men?" Well, Jake replied, "The women all said how nice she looked, and her dress was so pretty," so I agreed by nodding my head up and down. The men all asked, "Is that mule for sale!?" LockDoc
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OK, since we are getting into weird nursery rhymes. How many remember this one.... Jack Sprat could eat no fat His wife could eat no lean And so betwixt the two of them They licked the platter clean.
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Covid hasn't affected Granny any.... LockDoc
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