Dr Appointment good grief

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So I need to get my ears/hearing checked, got a few issues.

Set up my appointment today, it takes two. One for the test, one for the Dr.

I can hear the guy clacking along on his keyboard ... Ok I can get you in for the test on Oct 22 and the Dr on Nov 12. I sorta snorted and I said I bet you get that all the time lol.

It took me over a year to get my neck and shoulder surgeries scheduled and done. Wonder if there are any instances when they can get you in right away?

Hmmm OK sir I see you have been in a serious auto accident, but I understand you are still breathing, lets just see when I can get you in to see the Dr.