The little red mustang and the punk who drives it

[cdowns]

maybe he has a crush on you and wants to ask you out on a date

[Ol'Rover]

my friend has a 78 mustang II and he was having problems with it, so i went over to help out...his carb was sticking wide open, and then he was also having an electrical problem and it wouldnt start, so had enough was getting ready to go home...so just to rub it in his face i did a burnout in his driveway...


i am one of those arseholes... But i would only do it to a person i know. In your case laugh at him and then hunt him down and let the air out of his tires...

[Ole Blue 68]

I'm afraid to admit this one but when I was in high school we used to scout out shops that had double bay doors (drive in/drive out like Jiffy Lube) and then roll through an open bay with the horn blaring. Scared the crap out of quite a few guys doing that...

We never hit a shop twice...didn't want to get a wrench through the windshield. It was funny at the time but in hindsight, it was an a-hole thing to do.

[OhioDan]

Originally Posted by Scott Webster

When I was really little, my father was walking with me, my brother and sister to return a seed spreader. Along came a guy test driving his racecar wide open. The second time by he was really close to us. So, the third time my dad decided to show the neighborhood what a seed spreader does through the windshield of a fast appoaching vehicle. The car wrecked in someone's yard, hitting a tree or pole. My dad apoligized to the owners of the spreader and they said it was money well spent!

I'd say the kid has more money than brains.

I like the way yer dad thinks.

[Eddie H.]

For many years, I worked as a mechanic at a local Ford dealer.

Sometimes, just for fun, I would park my 69 GMC in the front by the new cars, just so I could watch potential customers walk past 50 new mustangs so they could get a look at my 40 year old truck.

What you have is a true classic, all the little punk has is a Ford. (that daddy probably bought for him.)

[Macnasty]

I am a previous owner of a mustang, when someone would get next to me and rev and what not I would laugh, nothing goes through a car enthusiast like laughing at their ride. I did love that car but regardless of the vehicle there is a time and place for that nonsense.

[Yukon Jack]

Guess you could always offer to hook them bumper to bumper and see who takes who for a drag. I think you could take him

[bad6772]

you guys are way to nice....some punk kid ever did that crap to me....he would be jerked out of the car so fast......he beg me to call the cops......

[bigblock73]

Ask him if he works on his own car or simply makes payments on it.

[entourageguy]

Had a guy racing around our neighbourhood in a sunfire with a noisy exhaust. One night he was doing this with no lights on so I walked around the side and pitched a garbage can in front of his car. Well my timing was a bit off and it hit the side of the car. He got out swearing about going home to get his gun and shoot me. Cops were called and we had to put up with him going by the house reving hi engine for the next couple of months.

[67HEAVEN]

Where are these guys when I've got HEAVEN out?

[Hoods69BadBowTie]

LOL thats called small penis syndrome. Theres a kid like that here in town that lives on the end of my block I just laugh every time I see him and shake my head to myself.

[ampsyco]

flag him down, say "hey did you see this on the back of your car "

and bye the time he gets out of the car he should see you peeing on his back bumper.

[eightbanger]

whats a guy to do in such a case?

Step out from behind your truck and start clapping, then throw the tit a cookie.

[89 crew]

Flag him down and ask him if that is all that thing can do, or if he just doesn't know how to drive it! Pointing and laughing works good too!

[blu87]

Reel your garden hose out and water the little flower.

[thelonerife]

He wasted expensive GAS!???

[ed2552]

That guy sounds like a true douche to me. If he ever pulls a stunt like that again get his plates and tell the cops EXACTLY what happened, you will probably have burnout marks to prove it, and hopefully he will get reckless endangerment, with little kids and all, and maybe daddy will take his keys away for a while, and maybe he will learn his lesson.

[retselgerg]

haha, that 4x4 would destroy his lil toy, i was telling my friend about it and she said, their is only 2 kids of people that drive mustangs the ones that want to feel young again, and those who cant get laid

[89 crew]

Originally Posted by retselgerg

haha, that 4x4 would destroy his lil toy, i was telling my friend about it and she said, their is only 2 kids of people that drive mustangs the ones that want to feel young again, and those who cant get laid

That is why pointing and laughing works! It is the same result they get from the ladies!

[70' GMC]

retselgerg, if you got a buddy with a dragster. I would dare the guy with the musty tang to drag race you at a dragstrip and knock dust from his arse.

YouTube - Mustang Sally by Wilson Pickett -- Ford...

It made me think of mustang sally by wilson pickett for some reason.

[old Rusty C10]

well id prolly laugh and shake my head and when they got out id prolly check to see which psychiatric hospital they escaped from

[El Jay]

I don't know what I'd do.

A couple years back, my car was parked at the curb and I was putting a quart of oil in it.
I was standing on the street side of the car when this little butt munch came around the corner & had his car pitched sideways for about a half a block.
I was skeered; rilly, rilly skeered; so I just acted instinctively.
I had just pulled the oil spout out of the engine when he did that. So I gave the oil can & spout a good back hand fling at his car.
I never heard a sound, but as he was driving away, down the street, I saw my empty oil can & spout on his "package tray", against the back window.

I don't know if he was P.O.'ed at me, or not; but the next morning I saw where somebody had pulled up on the side walk in front of my house & did a burnout all the way to my driveway & then onto the street; about 50' worth.

Strangely enough, nobody had enough testosterone to do that during the daylight when I was home.

That's just my little tale.

[bb1979]

Gang nails wired together = home made road spikes

(you know the ones you use for building timber trusses etc)

pointing and laughing always works well

[fastwillie 696969]

Originally Posted by 19673ontree

just remember ,

A chevy is faster sitting parked than a ford is going down the road wide open!

jack rousch and carroll shelby are shaking ohhhhh