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09-10-2008, 09:58 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Funny comments... Chuck is a cool dude. His Lone Wolf Ranch is not far from where I live.
Funny story.. My daughter and her husband saw him shopping at a store some years ago in his ranch outfit (cowboy hat and boots). I asked them if they went and asked for his autograph and shook his hand, etc. Son-in-law said, naw, here he's just one of the locals... 
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09-10-2008, 10:12 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter
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09-10-2008, 10:58 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
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09-10-2008, 11:01 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
The grass is always greener on the other side. Unless Chuck Norris has been there, then it's most likely soaked in blood and tears.
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09-10-2008, 12:13 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water,And make it drink.
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09-10-2008, 12:21 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Under Chuck's beard he has no chin,just another fist.
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09-10-2008, 01:26 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris does not love Raymond.
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09-10-2008, 02:31 PM
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Skinned knuckles
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
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09-10-2008, 02:46 PM
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Texas Big Wig
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night lite, not because Chuck is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck
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09-10-2008, 02:58 PM
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More Cowbell....
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris shaves with an electric grinder and a flapper disk.
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09-10-2008, 03:00 PM
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More Cowbell....
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
That was no iceberg. The titanic splashed water on Chuck Norris.
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09-10-2008, 03:02 PM
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More Cowbell....
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
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09-10-2008, 03:05 PM
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Skinned knuckles
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris had a staring contest with the sun... And won.
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'72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904 Last edited by Blue'72; 09-10-2008 at 03:06 PM. |
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09-10-2008, 03:15 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris is allowed to talk about Fight Club.
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09-10-2008, 03:16 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
When Chuck Norris picks his nose, he REALLY does find Gold.
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09-10-2008, 03:18 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris let the dogs out.
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09-10-2008, 03:26 PM
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Skinned knuckles
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
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'72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904 |
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09-10-2008, 03:27 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris is THE rare corvette option.
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09-10-2008, 03:28 PM
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Skinned knuckles
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.
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'72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904 |
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09-10-2008, 03:29 PM
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Gettin By on Gettin By
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris doesn't chew gum, it chews it self.
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69 CST10 LWB 455 Buick 00 S10 2.2 Vin5 76 GL1000 Naked 1bl VW carb "Adios to all the concrete; Gonna get me some dirt road back streets" |
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09-10-2008, 03:29 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris in the seat is a 100HP boost.
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69 CST10 LWB 455 Buick 00 S10 2.2 Vin5 76 GL1000 Naked 1bl VW carb "Adios to all the concrete; Gonna get me some dirt road back streets" Last edited by jayharrell; 09-10-2008 at 03:30 PM. |
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09-10-2008, 03:34 PM
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Skinned knuckles
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
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'72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904 |
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09-10-2008, 03:36 PM
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Skinned knuckles
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father did.
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'72 C-10 longbox soon to be short step! '72 Chevelle (sold in January) '07 Sebring '01 Ranger (I've gotta long commute..) If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? My build thread - http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=276904 |
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09-10-2008, 03:39 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
chuck norris can unscramble an egg
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09-10-2008, 03:40 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
chuck norris can slam a revolveing door
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