You might be a redneck

[Huck]

All I ever find is used condoms---and they are a real pain to wash out for re-use.

[caminokid]

If you have ever mowed your lawn and found a 69 Chevy truck you lost a year ago....you might be a redneck!

If you cant park your Chevy truck in you garage cause you have way too many parts for it...then you might be a redneck!

If your 69 Chevy truck came with a gun rack....you might be a redneck!

If you have a Chevy truck seat on your front porch....you might be a redneck!

[leddzepp]

Originally Posted by Huck

All I ever find is used condoms---and they are a real pain to wash out for re-use.

just turn them inside out

[AusTx68]

Speaking of finding things..look what I found when I pulled the ventilation hose off the drivers side vent...PEANUTS! They were all still shelled. There was enough to fill a bowl.

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[ERASER5]

Looks like some squirrel lost his nuts!

[willis0107]

I have found my fair share of weird items. When I was younger i worked at a car dealer cleaning cars and trucks that they traded for. I once found a knife by cutting my arm with it first. But other wise found many of tools and countless amounts of money. The last truck that i bought from a guy the bed was full of old parts and what not the best bargain out of that truck was the case of beer that had rolled around for so long that the paint was missing from the cans.

[grayw0lf]

Originally Posted by ERASER5

You know you can use a .22LR to replace a fuse don't ya?

After it gets hot, you might get ah... a vasectomy!

I read about a guy who did that. He was the only person to ever win the Darwin Awards w/o killing himself. He lost both of his boys.

[retodd7711]

Originally Posted by caminokid

If you have a Chevy truck seat on your front porch....you might be a redneck!

Hey,hey ,hey I prefer the term "Hillbilly"
But, seriously, mine is on the back porch

[jugernot]

I know this is not related to truck, but it is a redneck thing.


True Redneck Tank Top!!

This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart while she was going to the outside Flea market.

[project 67 sub]

Originally Posted by jugernot

I know this is not related to truck, but it is a redneck thing.


True Redneck Tank Top!!

This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart while she was going to the outside Flea market.

hahahaha thats great, cut up underwear as a tank top

[SOUTHERN917]

Rednecks like that give the rest of us a bad name

[drivethechevy]

[QUOTE=caminokid;3024580]
If you have a Chevy truck seat on your front porch....you might be a redneck!
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i have got the seat from a 70 in my bedroom, and the seat from my 68 k10 and from my 68 c20 as shop lounge furniture

ive found lots of tools and spare parts in my trucks, in the bed of my 69 i found all the metal brackets for an old boat, in my 70 gmc i b found all the parts it was missing under the seat, in my k10 i found 10 dollars i change and a half eatenthing of mcdonalds fries from a long time ago all unerneath the top layer of house carpet and above the blue shag

[Old Yeller 1970]

Originally Posted by jugernot

I know this is not related to truck, but it is a redneck thing.
True Redneck Tank Top!!
This was taken in front of the Gardendale, Alabama , Wal-Mart while she was going to the outside Flea market.

I lived in North Missippi for 12 years and thought I'd seen it all but that one is stunning. I can imagine what the rest of her looks like too, and it ain't a pretty sight. I'll be passing this one around to my deep south friends.

On the 'found stuff in old trucks' side of things. I once bought an '86 GMC that came with two side mounted tool boxes full of nails, screws, several chalk lines and a pair of gloves. I sorted out the nails and screws and mounted the tool boxes on my utility trailer. I wear the gloves all the time when it's cold and use one of the chalk lines when ever I'm doing carpentry work. There was also a battery terminal cleaner/brush that has gotten me out of a jam several times.