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**SOON2BLAZE** · 10-26-2011, 12:03 PM

Mine would say, Dude wtf am I ? A blazer, a truck? Then I would end up with a neurotic talking truck with an idenity crisis. Every time I'd go out to the garage there it would be, like having Mr ED. What a PITA that would be. Glad it cant talk.

big_al_71 · 10-26-2011, 12:39 PM

Truck would say "I love all the upgrades but I am tired of being put togehter then taken apart plus I hate sitting in the garage with no suspension

"...

HeavyD · 10-27-2011, 02:44 AM

Mine would say:

"Are you ever going to fix me? I have been sitting for what, 5..6 years now? Is THIS finally the year I get dragged out of the field? Didn't think so.."

Embarrassing actually.

Keith Seymore · 10-27-2011, 08:03 AM

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Originally Posted by slomotion

Mine would ask.."Does my rear make me look fat?"

Lol - around here, the variation we use is "...do these dual wheels make my butt look big?"

K

50bomb · 10-27-2011, 11:43 AM

"This city life has really got me down, Take me back to the country where I belong."

tattoed71 · 10-27-2011, 11:50 AM

i dont want my truck to talk . i cant afford its therapy.

**Palf70Step** · 10-27-2011, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by tattoed71

i dont want my truck to talk . i cant afford its therapy.

helldiablo · 10-27-2011, 03:05 PM

mine would say.. hey mr. what is your problem finish me... you lazy bastard..

72GMCK-2500 · 10-27-2011, 03:57 PM

Mine would say thank you for saving me from the crusher! But it might call me bad names because i put a 7.6' meyers snowplow on her. Actually i think she does talk. When i get called out at 2:30 in the morning to go and plow somebody out she goes "Uhhh" and stalls out! It spudders and stalls whenever its under 55 degrees hahaha.

Dr. Evil · 10-27-2011, 05:40 PM

It would say " Hey Big Boy , Lets go for a ride "

Regular Guy · 10-27-2011, 07:13 PM

"Ok, tightwad, pry open the wallet and buy a stereo system. All this mechanical stuff yer buyin' is all well and good, but it's time for some fun stuff."

68C15 · 10-27-2011, 08:38 PM

"holy crap, you're an a$$hat. I spent the first 30 years of my life with a kind gentle old man. then you came along and revived me with a bigger engine, auto tranny, totally new suspension and better brakes and made me feel all better. if I had known your intention was to beat the tar out of me I would have ran away. you use me to lug 5400 lbs. of iron to the scrappers, drag a 67 1 ton dually back from Des Moines and countless other acts of cruelty. the only joy I got was the occasional run against a Porsche Cayenne leaving him in the dust. now you leave me sitting in a lonely lot half done for 2 years waiting for your oldest boy to pick up where you left off. you're an a$$hat"

Ackattack · 10-27-2011, 10:00 PM

My 69 would say "bring it" P90X style. Its like it went from being the fat kid in school that everyone made fun of (3/4T LWB) to the cool kid that everyone wants to be friends with (1/2T SWB with 67 front clip on 20s) [this message not intended to offend fat kids...cause I was one too]

pat 70/71 · 10-27-2011, 10:30 PM

My truck would say YOU TOLD ME I WOULD GET A 502/502!! I'M STILL WAITING cheers, Pat

BMERDOC · 10-27-2011, 10:53 PM

If I turn up the volume on my inner child and imagine what my truck might say or do I'd say it has probably cried a couple of times happy that its outta the woods and running strong. I picture it like an old retired hunting dog that was let out of the pen and into the house. It gets a bath, goes to cruises and is cleaned, fawned over and loved on. Its at the dealership right now lowered, with a new look and a pile of new parts sitting in a shop with some nice cars. If it could have a sense of self awareness, its gotta be happy right now.

**70cst** · 10-27-2011, 11:34 PM

Mine would

PHAT TONY · 10-27-2011, 11:52 PM

Mine would lecture me on the frequent use of offencive/obscene language and prolly tell me to lighten up on the beerskies.

blime81 · 10-27-2011, 11:58 PM

Mine would say "My butt is sagging."

Time for a drop member!

eldogg · 10-28-2011, 08:24 AM

Mine would say "Stop working on everybody else's stuff and work on me"

10-26-2011, 12:03 PM	#26
SOON2BLAZE Account Suspended Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Southern UT Posts: 906	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say, Dude wtf am I ? A blazer, a truck? Then I would end up with a neurotic talking truck with an idenity crisis. Every time I'd go out to the garage there it would be, like having Mr ED. What a PITA that would be. Glad it cant talk. Last edited by SOON2BLAZE; 10-26-2011 at 12:18 PM.

10-26-2011, 12:39 PM	#27
big_al_71 Registered User Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: South Florida Posts: 11,375	Re: If your truck could talk Truck would say "I love all the upgrades but I am tired of being put togehter then taken apart plus I hate sitting in the garage with no suspension "... Attached Images __________________ Get your facts first, and then you can distort them as much as you please!!!!!. Sylvester's build thread >>>http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...ht=big+rebuild

10-27-2011, 02:44 AM	#28
HeavyD Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Wakaw, Sask, Canada Posts: 3,177	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say: "Are you ever going to fix me? I have been sitting for what, 5..6 years now? Is THIS finally the year I get dragged out of the field? Didn't think so.." Embarrassing actually. __________________ "You can take the man out of PA, but you can't take PA out of the man"

10-27-2011, 11:43 AM	#30
50bomb Registered User Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Hemet,Ca Posts: 1,502	Re: If your truck could talk "This city life has really got me down, Take me back to the country where I belong."

10-27-2011, 11:50 AM	#31
tattoed71 Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: abilene,Texas Posts: 149	Re: If your truck could talk i dont want my truck to talk . i cant afford its therapy.

10-27-2011, 03:05 PM	#33
helldiablo Registered User Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: northern california Posts: 105	Re: If your truck could talk mine would say.. hey mr. what is your problem finish me... you lazy bastard.. __________________ *The two most important lessons to wrenchin'-1.The only time you have too much fuel is when you're on fire-2. If something hasn't broken, it's about to--*

10-27-2011, 03:57 PM	#34
72GMCK-2500 Registered User Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: West Chester Pa. Posts: 195	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say thank you for saving me from the crusher! But it might call me bad names because i put a 7.6' meyers snowplow on her. Actually i think she does talk. When i get called out at 2:30 in the morning to go and plow somebody out she goes "Uhhh" and stalls out! It spudders and stalls whenever its under 55 degrees hahaha.

10-27-2011, 05:40 PM	#35
Dr. Evil Registered User Join Date: Nov 2008 Location: Bernardsville, NJ Posts: 164	Re: If your truck could talk It would say " Hey Big Boy , Lets go for a ride "

10-27-2011, 07:13 PM	#36
Regular Guy Registered User Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Valparaiso, Indiana Posts: 38	Re: If your truck could talk "Ok, tightwad, pry open the wallet and buy a stereo system. All this mechanical stuff yer buyin' is all well and good, but it's time for some fun stuff."

10-27-2011, 08:38 PM	#37
68C15 blood type; Retumbo Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: next to my reloading bench Posts: 10,269	Re: If your truck could talk "holy crap, you're an a$$hat. I spent the first 30 years of my life with a kind gentle old man. then you came along and revived me with a bigger engine, auto tranny, totally new suspension and better brakes and made me feel all better. if I had known your intention was to beat the tar out of me I would have ran away. you use me to lug 5400 lbs. of iron to the scrappers, drag a 67 1 ton dually back from Des Moines and countless other acts of cruelty. the only joy I got was the occasional run against a Porsche Cayenne leaving him in the dust. now you leave me sitting in a lonely lot half done for 2 years waiting for your oldest boy to pick up where you left off. you're an a$$hat" __________________ Man rule #77...if you own a 67 stepside with a caddy 472 you will never be in danger of loosing you man card

10-27-2011, 10:00 PM	#38
Ackattack Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Valley Center KS Posts: 3,525	Re: If your truck could talk My 69 would say "bring it" P90X style. Its like it went from being the fat kid in school that everyone made fun of (3/4T LWB) to the cool kid that everyone wants to be friends with (1/2T SWB with 67 front clip on 20s) [this message not intended to offend fat kids...cause I was one too] __________________ Project Bruiser: 68 Pro-Touring C-10 5.3L / 4L60E Project Ironhide: 97 GMC Crew Cab 4x4 Cummins SOLD: '69 GMC 1/2T SWB TBI'd: Project No Buck Assembly Manual Index Sign up Thread!!! Factory Service Manual Index

10-27-2011, 10:30 PM	#39
pat 70/71 Registered User Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: newbury park california Posts: 1,038	Re: If your truck could talk My truck would say YOU TOLD ME I WOULD GET A 502/502!! I'M STILL WAITING cheers, Pat

10-27-2011, 10:53 PM	#40
BMERDOC Registered User Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: Richmond,Va Posts: 2,934	Re: If your truck could talk If I turn up the volume on my inner child and imagine what my truck might say or do I'd say it has probably cried a couple of times happy that its outta the woods and running strong. I picture it like an old retired hunting dog that was let out of the pen and into the house. It gets a bath, goes to cruises and is cleaned, fawned over and loved on. Its at the dealership right now lowered, with a new look and a pile of new parts sitting in a shop with some nice cars. If it could have a sense of self awareness, its gotta be happy right now. __________________ Nick Carter 1967 C10 Short bed Fleetside Project Cheap Thrills! 2WD C10 Modern/Performance Alignments Easiest Alignment Ever!

10-27-2011, 11:34 PM	#41
70cst Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: New Madison, Ohio Posts: 21,365	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would __________________ A husband can be right...or...A husband can be happy. 67-72 Chevy and GMC Trucks...The Classic Truck for the Classic Folk. 1970 CST Two tone green, 402BB, 400 Automatic, Tach, Buckets, AC, AM-FM, Tilt, GM CB, GM 8 Tract, LWB, etc JOHN 17:3...The better side of "LIFE" Remember: Everyday is a good day...Some are just gooder!

10-27-2011, 11:52 PM	#42
PHAT TONY Registered User Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Red Deer ab canada Posts: 1,250	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would lecture me on the frequent use of offencive/obscene language and prolly tell me to lighten up on the beerskies. __________________ 1972 factory 2 Wheel Drive Blazer-Sold 1972 K10 4X4-Sold 1971 Chevrolet Cheyenne/10-Sold 1970 Chevrolet C/10-Sold 1968 GMC 4X4-Project 1968 Chevrolet C/10 Pro Street 1970 GMC 3/4 Ton-Parts 1997 2WD 2DR Yukon-Sweet http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...d.php?t=335664



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10-27-2011, 11:58 PM	#43
blime81 Laid Lo Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Oceanside CA Posts: 277	Re: If your truck could talk Mine would say "My butt is sagging." Time for a drop member! __________________ Semper Fi, Jeff '72 C10 - lays frame '07 Sand Rail - ecotec powered '05 2500HD - tows stuff '67 VW Bug - gas saver '01 Jeep TJ - rock crawler

10-28-2011, 08:24 AM	#44
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