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**leddzepp** · 01-21-2018, 12:29 AM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

I would hurt somebody for a meat lovers pizza and a beer right now.

Just finished one of these, had crumbled sausage and onion

Going out to the garage to grab a beer...

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 12:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by leddzepp

Just finished one of these, had crumbled sausage and onion

Going out to the garage to grab a beer...

You posted that because you know I'm old and you could outrun me.

**special-K** · 01-21-2018, 09:03 AM

Pizza was night before last. Can't swallow that without beer. I made up the next night with BBQ'd salmon, beans, and spinach. I like salad with strips of tasty grilled meat. One of my favorites is grilled blackened tuna with Italian dressing. Low carb, lots of flavor, lots of protein, and it all tastes great together.

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 12:09 PM

I'll be back to grilled chicken salad tonight.

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 12:10 PM

I don't have an appetite this morning.

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-21-2018, 12:49 PM

I had an interesting lunch. I went to one of my favorite Mexican restaurant's with my wife.

They have the best Huevos Rancheros around.

Then this guy walks in. And it's the guy that took over for me at work when I left.

I told my wife "Hey I know that guy, he has my old job'.

She says. " I can believe it. He looks miserable"

So, I go over and we start talking shop, what's been going on since I left.

I told him I was moving up north. And my wife was already up there.

He looked at my table and asks, "So what's up with the blonde? You have a wife and a girlfriend?

I had to explain that she was my wife. She was just down to help with the move.

I don't know if he believed me or not.

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 12:52 PM

Nice save.

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 07:54 PM

I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web.

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 08:11 PM

A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.

The bartender says, “What can I get you?”

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd):
No, I’m afraid we don’t.

And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar.

The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool.

Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you?

Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes?

Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren’t you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK?

The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door.

The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice.

Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes?

The bartender is really ticked off. Bartender: Look. What’s your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I’m going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal?

And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out.

The NEXT day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender and the bartender says, “What the heck do YOU want?”

Umm. Do you have any nails?

What!? Of course not.

Ok. Well, do you have any grapes?

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-21-2018, 08:53 PM

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-21-2018, 09:32 PM

I had to go to the ATM today.

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

I had to go to the ATM today.

It had never occurred to me to pray for money to come out.

Did it work?

**davischevy** · 01-21-2018, 09:39 PM

I have never used an ATM. I carry the card, but don't have a clue.

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-22-2018, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

Did it work?

No, I haven't been able to get any cash since I got married.

**leddzepp** · 01-22-2018, 12:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

You posted that because you know I'm old and you could outrun me.

I only eat that crap (pizza, burgers, etc) once a week so I can keep outrunning people

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-22-2018, 01:37 PM

I love a good pizza. It's one of the reasons I'm moving.

**davischevy** · 01-22-2018, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FleetsidePaul

No, I haven't been able to get any cash since I got married.

In the event you DO get caught at the Mexican restaurant with that other woman, you will have even less cash.

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-22-2018, 07:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davischevy

In the event you DO get caught at the Mexican restaurant with that other woman, you will have even less cash.

Preaching to the choir. Been there done that. A couple of times. (Ouch)

PanelDeland · 01-22-2018, 09:02 PM

Hey davischevy, my 2007 MB has 40,000 mi. How many is that?
I had chicken soup for dinner. I made sausage and Popeyes for breakfast. I need a Blazer but I want 2wd and have no $$$. special are you wearing the hat? My wife had GB surgery. Spicy and greasy foods still hit her sudden and it's been about 12 years.

harpo231 · 01-22-2018, 09:20 PM

**davischevy** · 01-22-2018, 09:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PanelDeland

Hey davischevy, my 2007 MB has 40,000 mi. How many is that?
I had chicken soup for dinner. I made sausage and Popeyes for breakfast. I need a Blazer but I want 2wd and have no $$$. special are you wearing the hat? My wife had GB surgery. Spicy and greasy foods still hit her sudden and it's been about 12 years.

You said that so fast I missed it.

**special-K** · 01-23-2018, 06:57 AM

Warmed up. Hat means nothing to me now. Now I'm torn. Wish for cold so I can enjoy my hat or accept the warmth as a wonderful blessing?

flashed · 01-23-2018, 07:47 AM

I would accept the warmth as a blessing ,Im so tired of the cold already .

**FleetsidePaul** · 01-23-2018, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by special-K

Warmed up. Hat means nothing to me now.

I see how it is. "Love em & Leave em"

**Ol Blue K20** · 01-23-2018, 10:38 AM

It's cold here too. But my coffee sure tastes good. Come on spring.....

01-21-2018, 09:03 AM	#478
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,852	Re: My Facetruck thread. Pizza was night before last. Can't swallow that without beer. I made up the next night with BBQ'd salmon, beans, and spinach. I like salad with strips of tasty grilled meat. One of my favorites is grilled blackened tuna with Italian dressing. Low carb, lots of flavor, lots of protein, and it all tastes great together. __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-21-2018, 12:09 PM	#479
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,834	Re: My Facetruck thread. I'll be back to grilled chicken salad tonight. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-21-2018, 12:10 PM	#480
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,834	Re: My Facetruck thread. I don't have an appetite this morning. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-21-2018, 12:49 PM	#481
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: My Facetruck thread. I had an interesting lunch. I went to one of my favorite Mexican restaurant's with my wife. They have the best Huevos Rancheros around. Then this guy walks in. And it's the guy that took over for me at work when I left. I told my wife "Hey I know that guy, he has my old job'. She says. " I can believe it. He looks miserable" So, I go over and we start talking shop, what's been going on since I left. I told him I was moving up north. And my wife was already up there. He looked at my table and asks, "So what's up with the blonde? You have a wife and a girlfriend? I had to explain that she was my wife. She was just down to help with the move. I don't know if he believed me or not. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

01-21-2018, 12:52 PM	#482
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,834	Re: My Facetruck thread. Nice save. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-21-2018, 07:54 PM	#483
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,834	Re: My Facetruck thread. I just did a week's worth of cardio after walking into a spider web. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-21-2018, 08:11 PM	#484
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,834	Re: My Facetruck thread. A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender. The bartender says, “What can I get you?” Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (looking surprised and finding the question odd): No, I’m afraid we don’t. And the duck waddles slowly out of the bar. The next day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, hops up on a bar stool. Bartender: Hi. What can I get for you? Duck: Umm. Do you have any grapes? Bartender (a little annoyed): Hey! Weren’t you in here yesterday? Look buddy, we don’t have any grapes. OK? The duck hops off the stool and waddles out the door. The next day, at the same time, the bartender is cleaning some glasses when he hears a familiar voice. Duck: Umm.. Do you have any grapes? The bartender is really ticked off. Bartender: Look. What’s your problem? You came in here yesterday asking for grapes, I TOLD you, WE DON’T HAVE ANY GRAPES! Next time I see your little ducktail waddle in here I’m going to nail those little webbed feet of yours to the floor. GOT me pal? And the duck hops off the bar stool and waddles out. The NEXT day at the same time, the duck waddles into the bar, walks up to the bartender and the bartender says, “What the heck do YOU want?” Umm. Do you have any nails? What!? Of course not. Ok. Well, do you have any grapes? __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-21-2018, 08:53 PM	#485
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: My Facetruck thread. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

01-21-2018, 09:32 PM	#486
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: My Facetruck thread. I had to go to the ATM today. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

01-21-2018, 09:39 PM	#488
davischevy Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Harrison, Arkansas Posts: 9,834	Re: My Facetruck thread. I have never used an ATM. I carry the card, but don't have a clue. __________________ other Larry Build thread, Arkansas K10 https://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/...=755797&page=5 The ability to speak several languages is an asset, but the ability to keep your mouth shut in any language is priceless.

01-22-2018, 01:37 PM	#491
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: My Facetruck thread. I love a good pizza. It's one of the reasons I'm moving. __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

01-22-2018, 09:02 PM	#494
PanelDeland I am a Referee of life. Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Greensboro N.C. Posts: 13,993	Re: My Facetruck thread. Hey davischevy, my 2007 MB has 40,000 mi. How many is that? I had chicken soup for dinner. I made sausage and Popeyes for breakfast. I need a Blazer but I want 2wd and have no $$$. special are you wearing the hat? My wife had GB surgery. Spicy and greasy foods still hit her sudden and it's been about 12 years. __________________ The 47-present Chevrolet and GMC Truck Message Board Network,it's owners,moderators,members,and associates of any type should not be held responsible for my opinion. You can't fix stupid,not even with duct tape. "My appearance is due to the fact that "GOD" does punish you for having too much fun!" Barrett-Jackson has perfected alchemy,they make rust into gold! "You can lead a horse to water but you can't saddle a duck" "Cleverly disguised as a 'Responsible Adult' "Sometimes your Knight in shining armor is just a retard in tinfoil"

01-22-2018, 09:20 PM	#495
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01-23-2018, 06:57 AM	#497
special-K Special Order Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Mt Airy, MD Posts: 85,852	Re: My Facetruck thread. Warmed up. Hat means nothing to me now. Now I'm torn. Wish for cold so I can enjoy my hat or accept the warmth as a wonderful blessing? __________________ "BUILDING A BETTER WAY TO SERVE THE USA"......67/72......"The New Breed" GMC '67 C1500 Wideside Super Custom SWB: 327/M22/3.42 posi.........."The '67" (project) GMC '72 K2500 Wideside Sierra Custom Camper: 350/TH350/4.10 Power-Lok..."The '72" (rolling) Tim "Don't call me a redneck. I'm a rough cut country gentleman" R.I.P. ~ East Side Low Life ~ El Jay ~ 72BLUZ ~ Fasteddie69 ~ Ron586 ~ 67ChevyRedneck ~ Grumpy Old Man ~

01-23-2018, 07:47 AM	#498
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