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I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’
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It reminds of those guys who got recycled in boot camp. Once through was enough for me, but some guys would have to re-do a week or two. That was back in '73. The Category IV (educable mentally retarded) guys were allowed up to 6 months to graduate boot camp. I'm not sure that that is true any more, but the Navy is always going to need bilge rats and bos'ns mates, so maybe it is. Before anyone hollers about bos'ns, I was a bilge rat, AKA, hole snipe.
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Those are some funny ones.
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Apparently saved off Craigslist for a 99 Corolla.
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My wife and I were talking about how it's just given us justification for our usual non-social behavior.
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I have the "It's not you, it's me" conversation regularly @ the local watering hole I frequent (proximity, friendly owners, food, tv's, & scenery). I'm probably their No.1 customer that sits @ a table alone & tries like he** to eat my food/drink my drink while avoiding conversations w/most of the other/regular patrons. There are a few that I'm comfortable with (only after enough observation/assessment time) that I'll have conversations with. There's more that I've told flat-out to stay away & ignore....
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