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1976gmc20 · 04-07-2021, 11:16 PM

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**Steeveedee** · 04-09-2021, 09:18 AM

I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-09-2021, 10:45 AM

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Hmmmm

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’

Gets ya thinking......

1976gmc20 · 04-09-2021, 10:57 AM

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I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’

No joke: have you seen the things supposedly said by young children about previous lives ???

**Steeveedee** · 04-09-2021, 11:19 AM

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No joke: have you seen the things supposedly said by young children about previous lives ???

It reminds of those guys who got recycled in boot camp. Once through was enough for me, but some guys would have to re-do a week or two. That was back in '73. The Category IV (educable mentally retarded) guys were allowed up to 6 months to graduate boot camp. I'm not sure that that is true any more, but the Navy is always going to need bilge rats and bos'ns mates, so maybe it is. Before anyone hollers about bos'ns, I was a bilge rat, AKA, hole snipe.

1976gmc20 · 04-09-2021, 01:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

It reminds of those guys who got recycled in boot camp. Once through was enough for me, but some guys would have to re-do a week or two. That was back in '73. The Category IV (educable mentally retarded) guys were allowed up to 6 months to graduate boot camp. I'm not sure that that is true any more, but the Navy is always going to need bilge rats and bos'ns mates, so maybe it is. Before anyone hollers about bos'ns, I was a bilge rat, AKA, hole snipe.

Ballad of Buster Scruggs: "First time?"

**Palf70Step** · 04-09-2021, 09:39 AM

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-10-2021, 10:43 AM

Those are some funny ones.

1976gmc20 · 04-10-2021, 11:10 AM

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Those are some funny ones.

Especially the mask

1976gmc20 · 04-10-2021, 12:09 PM

Slow down!

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-10-2021, 12:13 PM

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Slow down!

That's pretty good too.

**Steeveedee** · 04-10-2021, 01:53 PM

**GOPAPA** · 04-10-2021, 07:15 PM

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-10-2021, 08:28 PM

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You guys are killing me today!

**Stocker** · 04-10-2021, 07:26 PM

**richard2717** · 04-13-2021, 11:13 AM

leg

**71CHEVYSHORTBED402** · 04-14-2021, 02:04 AM

Apparently saved off Craigslist for a 99 Corolla.

**68bowtie** · 04-14-2021, 02:27 AM

Haha

**Getter-Done** · 04-14-2021, 11:38 PM

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1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 12:49 PM

**truckster** · 04-15-2021, 04:18 PM

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My wife and I were talking about how it's just given us justification for our usual non-social behavior.

SCOTI · 04-15-2021, 05:13 PM

I have the "It's not you, it's me" conversation regularly @ the local watering hole I frequent (proximity, friendly owners, food, tv's, & scenery). I'm probably their No.1 customer that sits @ a table alone & tries like he** to eat my food/drink my drink while avoiding conversations w/most of the other/regular patrons. There are a few that I'm comfortable with (only after enough observation/assessment time) that I'll have conversations with. There's more that I've told flat-out to stay away & ignore....

The Pandemic/shut-down convinced me to finally get a TV (9yrs w/o one) since I couldn't go see $1 movies any more over the colder Winter (well, Tx winter) months & start buying more microwaveable meals. Beyond that, things didn't change much socially.

1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 03:45 PM

1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 06:02 PM

1976gmc20 · 04-15-2021, 10:48 PM

Huh?

04-07-2021, 11:16 PM	#1
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Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,279	Re: Joke Thread I recently told a seven year old child that I didn’t believe in reincarnation. He said, ‘Neither did I, when I was your age.’ __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

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04-10-2021, 10:43 AM	#8
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SCOTI Registered User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: DALLAS,TX Posts: 21,939	Re: Joke Thread I have the "It's not you, it's me" conversation regularly @ the local watering hole I frequent (proximity, friendly owners, food, tv's, & scenery). I'm probably their No.1 customer that sits @ a table alone & tries like he to eat my food/drink my drink while avoiding conversations w/most of the other/regular patrons. There are a few that I'm comfortable with (only after enough observation/assessment time) that I'll have conversations with. There's more that I've told flat-out to stay away & ignore.... The Pandemic/shut-down convinced me to finally get a TV (9yrs w/o one) since I couldn't go see $1 movies any more over the colder Winter (well, Tx winter) months & start buying more microwaveable meals. Beyond that, things didn't change much socially. __________________ 67SWB-B.B.RetroRod 64SWB-Recycle 89CCDually-Driver/Tow Truck 99CCSWB Driver All Fleetsides @rattlecankustoms in IG Building a small, high rpm engine with the perfect bore, stroke and rod ratio is very impressive. It's like a highly skilled Morrocan sword fighter with a Damascus Steel Scimitar..... Cubic inches is like Indiana Jones with a cheap pistol.**

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