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1976gmc20 · 04-17-2021, 04:19 PM

"Plant" based

**Steeveedee** · 04-17-2021, 06:44 PM

Vegie burgers are less healthy than the cow meat. You ever read the ingredients on those packages!? If I want vegies, they're going to be vegies without all the crud.

72supr · 04-19-2021, 02:44 PM

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"Plant" based

This makes my day. Thanks

1976gmc20 · 04-18-2021, 10:01 PM

Resistance is fatal

**Steeveedee** · 04-18-2021, 10:13 PM

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Resistance is fatal

As long as he has the capacity, he'll be OK.

**richard2717** · 04-19-2021, 02:14 PM

csn

1976gmc20 · 04-19-2021, 02:21 PM

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csn

Bing! I'm old enough to appreciate that

**Clatterville trolley** · 04-19-2021, 08:35 PM

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csn

A picture is worth a thousand words.

**dmjlambert** · 04-19-2021, 10:15 PM

... or at least 4....

**FleetsidePaul** · 04-20-2021, 01:27 AM

**Ol Blue K20** · 04-20-2021, 08:08 AM

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My sentiments too! That door opens perfectly.

**richard2717** · 04-20-2021, 02:16 PM

squat

**Boog** · 04-20-2021, 07:19 PM

She said

**FleetsidePaul** · 04-21-2021, 12:25 AM

**Getter-Done** · 04-21-2021, 10:36 PM

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72c20customcamper · 04-26-2021, 06:01 PM

Irony

1976gmc20 · 04-22-2021, 10:29 AM

That's no joke about the Jeep

**Steeveedee** · 04-22-2021, 04:03 PM

cursor

**truckster** · 04-22-2021, 04:23 PM

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cursor

After staring at a computer screen most of the day, that one made me laugh...

...then it made we wonder, could I make that my cursor somehow?

1976gmc20 · 04-22-2021, 05:33 PM

**Getter-Done** · 04-22-2021, 05:50 PM

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1976gmc20 · 04-23-2021, 12:30 PM

**richard2717** · 04-24-2021, 07:35 AM

Follow me for more great restoration tips

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**Ol Blue K20** · 04-24-2021, 08:29 AM

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Follow me for more great restoration tips

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Oh geez! That's scary!

**Getter-Done** · 04-24-2021, 05:05 PM

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Oh geez! That's scary!

They Have one gripping clockwise and one that is counter- clockwise.

So it is safe

Well 30 minutes later.

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04-17-2021, 04:19 PM	#1
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread "Plant" based Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-17-2021, 06:44 PM	#2
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread Vegie burgers are less healthy than the cow meat. You ever read the ingredients on those packages!? If I want vegies, they're going to be vegies without all the crud. __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

04-18-2021, 10:01 PM	#4
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Resistance is fatal Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-19-2021, 02:14 PM	#6
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread csn Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-19-2021, 10:15 PM	#9
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04-20-2021, 01:27 AM	#10
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04-20-2021, 02:16 PM	#12
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread squat Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-20-2021, 07:19 PM	#13
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,082	Re: Joke Thread She said Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

04-21-2021, 12:25 AM	#14
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,419	Re: Joke Thread __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

04-21-2021, 10:36 PM	#15
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04-26-2021, 06:01 PM	#16
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04-22-2021, 10:29 AM	#17
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread That's no joke about the Jeep __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-22-2021, 04:03 PM	#18
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,274	Re: Joke Thread cursor Attached Images __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

04-22-2021, 05:33 PM	#20
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-22-2021, 05:50 PM	#21
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04-23-2021, 12:30 PM	#22
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-24-2021, 07:35 AM	#23
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread Follow me for more great restoration tips . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

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