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What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi
Well, the people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do!
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at least 2 characters
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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players asideAnd asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a ****head is it?""No, coach.""Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”
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Sounds like too much bone..
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It gets windy around here. Happy Tuesday! (It is Tuesday isn't it?
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Eeeeewwww!
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Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money.
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Toor
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Ever since I put the new flooring in I cant find the cat.
Not my pic
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Gotta love a good laugh. Here's a few I found/made lately.
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.THis repair would cost a Person Dearly Right Now
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Woah! That’s crazy.
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I found it! But, the color match is uncanny!
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It would be terrible for the CEO of IKEA to be elected prime minister of Sweden. He'd spend all his time assembling his cabinet.
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