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**FleetsidePaul** · 04-21-2021, 12:25 AM

**Getter-Done** · 04-21-2021, 10:36 PM

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1976gmc20 · 04-22-2021, 10:29 AM

That's no joke about the Jeep

**Steeveedee** · 04-22-2021, 04:03 PM

cursor

**truckster** · 04-22-2021, 04:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

cursor

After staring at a computer screen most of the day, that one made me laugh...

...then it made we wonder, could I make that my cursor somehow?

1976gmc20 · 04-22-2021, 05:33 PM

**Getter-Done** · 04-22-2021, 05:50 PM

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1976gmc20 · 04-23-2021, 12:30 PM

**richard2717** · 04-24-2021, 07:35 AM

Follow me for more great restoration tips

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**Ol Blue K20** · 04-24-2021, 08:29 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Follow me for more great restoration tips

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Oh geez! That's scary!

**Getter-Done** · 04-24-2021, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Oh geez! That's scary!

They Have one gripping clockwise and one that is counter- clockwise.

So it is safe

Well 30 minutes later.

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Jack_71C10 · 04-24-2021, 05:54 PM

What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi

Well, the people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do!

1976gmc20 · 04-24-2021, 06:22 PM

at least 2 characters

**richard2717** · 04-25-2021, 07:34 AM

drive

GOPAPA · 04-26-2021, 01:50 PM

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At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players asideAnd asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a ****head is it?""No, coach.""Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.”

**FleetsidePaul** · 04-26-2021, 02:20 PM

Rich84 · 04-26-2021, 03:52 PM

Sounds like too much bone..

**FleetsidePaul** · 04-26-2021, 05:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rich84

Sounds like too much bone..

That's what she said.

72c20customcamper · 04-26-2021, 06:01 PM

Irony

**FleetsidePaul** · 04-27-2021, 04:26 AM

It gets windy around here. Happy Tuesday! (It is Tuesday isn't it?

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**Ol Blue K20** · 04-27-2021, 05:48 AM

Eeeeewwww!

**richard2717** · 04-27-2021, 07:20 AM

Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump.
The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?"
Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!"
Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money."
Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump."
The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again."
Jack took the money.

1976gmc20 · 04-27-2021, 12:06 PM

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1976gmc20 · 04-27-2021, 06:58 PM

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**Boog** · 04-27-2021, 09:58 PM

Toor

04-21-2021, 12:25 AM	#601
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,418	Re: Joke Thread __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

04-21-2021, 10:36 PM	#602
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04-22-2021, 10:29 AM	#603
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread That's no joke about the Jeep __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-22-2021, 04:03 PM	#604
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1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-22-2021, 05:50 PM	#607
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04-23-2021, 12:30 PM	#608
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-24-2021, 07:35 AM	#609
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04-24-2021, 05:54 PM	#612
Jack_71C10 Shortbed club member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Halethorpe, MD Posts: 439	Re: Joke Thread What's the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi Well, the people of Dubai don't watch the Flintstones. But the people of Abu Dhabi do! __________________ 71 custom/10 6.0/4L80E SWB ece 4/6 72 custom camper 350/3 spd 2020 Chevy Express 3500 2023 Hyundai Tuscon 1986 GMC 3500 Bucket Truck Sent from my Rotary Phone via 14.4kb/s modem.

04-24-2021, 06:22 PM	#613
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread at least 2 characters Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-25-2021, 07:34 AM	#614
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread drive Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-26-2021, 01:50 PM	#615
GOPAPA Registered User Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Nampa Idaho Posts: 7,553	Re: Joke Thread At one point during a game, the coach called one of his 9-year-old baseball players asideAnd asked, "Do you understand what cooperation is? What a team is?""Yes, coach", replied the little boy. "Do you understand that what matters is whether we win or lose together as a team?"The little boy nodded in the affirmative."So," the coach continued, "I'm sure you know, when an out is called, you shouldn't argue,curse the umpire, or call him an asshole. Do you understand all that?"Again, the little boy nodded in the affirmative.The coach continued, "And when I take you out of the game so that another boy gets a chance to play,it's not a dumb-ass decision or that the coach is a ****head is it?""No, coach.""Good", said the coach. "Now go over there and explain all that to your grandmother.” __________________ When you learn a thing a day you store up smart.

04-26-2021, 02:20 PM	#616
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,418	Re: Joke Thread __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

04-26-2021, 03:52 PM	#617
Rich84 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Woodbury, Ct. Posts: 1,692	Re: Joke Thread Sounds like too much bone..

04-26-2021, 06:01 PM	#619
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04-27-2021, 04:26 AM	#620
FleetsidePaul R.I.P. E.S.L.L. Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: Kernville CA./ Lake Isabella CA. Posts: 11,418	Re: Joke Thread It gets windy around here. Happy Tuesday! (It is Tuesday isn't it? ) __________________ 1971 Custom C/20 1970 CST 20 1970 C/30 Flatbed 1983 C/30 Dually 2015 Corvette Z51 2021 Corvette Z51 1991 Cadillac Hearse 1982 Cadillac Eldorado Biarritz 2000 Porsche Boxster S 2020 Jeep Gladiator 1973 VW Thing 1973 Plymouth Satellite wagon 1963 Baja Bug 1959 Bug Dune Buggy 1970 Baja Bug 1987 Jaguar XJ 350. R.I.P. El Jay R.I.P Jessie. R.I.P Grumpy. Every day is a gift from God.

04-27-2021, 05:48 AM	#621
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04-27-2021, 07:20 AM	#622
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,126	Re: Joke Thread Jack, a handsome man, walked into a sports bar around 9:58 pm. He sat down next to this blonde at the bar and stared up at the TV as the 10:00 news came on. The news crew was covering a story of a man on a ledge of a large building preparing to jump. The blonde looked at Jack and said, "Do you think he'll jump?" Jack says, "You know what, I bet he will." The blonde replied, "Well, I bet he won't." Jack placed $30 on the bar and said, "You're on!" Just as the blonde placed her money on the bar, the guy did a swan dive off of the building, falling to his death. The blonde was very upset and handed her $30 to Jack, saying, "Fair's fair... Here's your money." Jack replied, "I can't take your money, I saw this earlier on the 5 o'clock news and knew he would jump." The blonde replies, "I did too; but I didn't think he'd do it again." Jack took the money. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

04-27-2021, 12:06 PM	#623
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread // Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-27-2021, 06:58 PM	#624
1976gmc20 Registered User Join Date: May 2015 Location: Montana Posts: 3,696	Re: Joke Thread ++ Attached Images __________________ Current/past Chevy/GMC trucks: 1958 Chevy C-60; 1965 GMC C-50; 1965 Chevy C-10; 1971 Chevy K-10; 1973 Chevy K-20; 1976 GMC C-20; 1977 Chevy C-10 Suburban; 1980 Chevy K-10; 1989 Chevy K1500; 1991 GMC V1500 Suburban; 2016 Chevy K2500 HD Other vehicles: 1988 Jeep XJ; 2011 Toyota 4Runner

04-27-2021, 09:58 PM	#625
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