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I see the problem: that's a tie rod end not a ball joint!
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Yes! And yes!......
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Right after I left the assembly plant, my first job in Engineering was at the GM Milford Proving Ground.
I was just a young pup, and I was working with one of the mechanics/technicians on the front end of one of these trucks. While we were working, he sent me over to the tool crib to grab a "pickle fork" for him. While I was walking across the garage, I was thinking to myself "...geez. Here I am working for the largest, most advanced, most profitable automaker in the world. I can't walk over to the tool crib and ask the guy for a "pickle fork"....he's gonna think I'm some kind of small town hick or something". I sauntered up to the window and, leaning causually on the window sill, trying to be as cool as possible, I said: "hey, can I have a 'ball joint separator'". Acting like he didn't hear me, without turning around the crib attendant said "...a what?" "A ball joint separator" I repeated, my chest puffed out with pride. Looking confused, he said "You mean a 'pickle fork'?" I put my head down, ego deflated. "yeah, a pickle fork" I said, sheepishly. ![]()
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It upside down
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Me too.
In my high school shop class, if we ever had a stupid question about a tool (and yes stupid questions do exist), the shop teacher would just say “two percent”. We all knew that meant you just need to be two percent smarter than the tool you are using.
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Coffee. I went to LAX on a trip out of town, went into starsux for a coffee. Yeesh. >u< I dumped it into a drinking fountain to clear the drain and went over to Cinnabon for a real coffee. Not a joke, though.
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This is what my dog does
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[QUOTE=special-K;8726516]Ok, here we go again. Just jokes and replies to them please. Let's see what you've got. They don't have to be the greatest jokes, so no need to worry.
See? Not worried: TIM...How about the ones that make you mad? I worked hard all day taking out this motor from my ol pickup truck and then hurried to get to the barbeque at the neighbors ,, REALLY NOW !!! is this on purpose ?
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Ooh. I was just going to ride my cub cadet right into Walmart, but I may have to adjust my plans!
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The real Car 54 ... Herman Munster among many other roles. Ah the good old days. So many shows I remember but they must have been reruns ... Im old but not that old ... am I? Haha!
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