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09-10-2008, 03:47 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
When Chuck Norris goes to the Beach, the Waves don't get Chuck Norris wet; the Waves get Chuck Norris.
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09-10-2008, 05:51 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck aint so tough!
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09-10-2008, 06:42 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
As of sept 11, chuck norris' roundhouse kick is now classified as a WMD.
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09-10-2008, 08:06 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris does not know about this thread. If he did he would have just deleted the internet.
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09-10-2008, 09:34 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting , he goes killing....hunting has the possibilty of failure.
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09-10-2008, 11:40 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris owns a 1983 Corvette
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09-10-2008, 11:45 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
"Oh yea? Supercharge this!"--Lone Wolf McQuade
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09-11-2008, 12:09 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck WHO.....??????????????
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09-11-2008, 12:11 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Just kidding....
We have a road here in the Black Hills named Norris Peak Road. I always thought as a kid that it was the road to where Chuck lived... You know Chuck Norris Peak. http://maps.google.com/maps?hl=en&q=...-8&sa=N&tab=wl
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My Trucks: 1967 Chevrolet Short Wide Box 327 TH350 9" w/3.90 gears paint will be White - Current Project 1967 Chevrolet Custom LWB 283 TH400 3.73 Posi, no-AC, no-PS, no-PB, bench-seat, small-window - mostly orig driver 1967 Chevrolet CST LWB originally a 327 TH400 3.73 Posi AC PS PB, had Buddy Buckets, Small Window - parts truck 1967 Chevrolet CST LWB, 283 MT 3.73 had Buddy Buckets, Panoramic Window - parts truck 2001 Chevrolet 3500 2WD Crew Cab Dually 8.1L Allison White Last edited by 67 cst swb; 09-11-2008 at 12:12 AM. |
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09-11-2008, 01:23 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
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09-11-2008, 01:27 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
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09-11-2008, 01:46 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
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09-11-2008, 01:47 AM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Theres no such thing as global warming. Chuck norris got cold so he turned up the sun.
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09-11-2008, 04:06 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris can keep a good man down
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09-11-2008, 04:14 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris has tow hooks and a tach dash
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09-11-2008, 04:20 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you. There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control. There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live. When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the Earth down. Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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09-11-2008, 04:37 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris can pee INTO the wind.
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09-11-2008, 04:50 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
It is said that in a room filled with men and women that the men will start to weep and the women cry "yes please" when Chuck walks in.
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09-11-2008, 04:51 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down. A Handicapped parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
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09-11-2008, 05:08 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
It is said that Chuck Norris created Heaven and Earth in six days, and on the seventh he made Chevrolet.
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09-11-2008, 05:12 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris has two speeds: Walk and Kill.
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09-11-2008, 05:21 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris can turn off the light switch and be in bed before the room gets dark!
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09-11-2008, 05:24 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris could open the safe!
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09-11-2008, 05:41 PM
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Re: Can't believe Chuck Norris would do his
Chuck Norris knows who sent the flowers.
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