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SCOTI · 06-22-2021, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

That's scary!

Three...
Two..
One.

I would be worried if he had used a Diehard though.....

**Getter-Done** · 06-22-2021, 05:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Killer Bee

They need a cat

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**richard2717** · 06-23-2021, 11:48 AM

bulb

**richard2717** · 06-23-2021, 05:26 PM

drive

**Getter-Done** · 06-23-2021, 11:33 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

drive

Best yet A+

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Warrens69GMC · 06-27-2021, 08:24 PM

My own cake is judging me...........

**truckster** · 06-27-2021, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Warrens69GMC

My own cake is judging me...........

Cruel... very cruel.

**Palf70Step** · 06-28-2021, 08:19 AM

72c20customcamper · 06-29-2021, 06:07 PM

I guess he does

**richard2717** · 07-01-2021, 03:05 PM

I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

**Steeveedee** · 07-02-2021, 01:57 PM

sefgas

**Steeveedee** · 07-02-2021, 07:13 PM

sefas

CG · 07-04-2021, 03:50 PM

I just realized they are wearing shades ... LOL!

**Steeveedee** · 07-04-2021, 04:17 PM

They have Buds in their butts!

**richard2717** · 07-07-2021, 04:30 PM

low

**richard2717** · 07-07-2021, 05:39 PM

This is ridiculous, it is July 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our Christmas decorations almost caught on fire!

**Getter-Done** · 07-07-2021, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

this is ridiculous, it is july 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our christmas decorations almost caught on fire!

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**Ol Blue K20** · 07-08-2021, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

This is ridiculous, it is July 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our Christmas decorations almost caught on fire!

**richard2717** · 07-08-2021, 06:01 PM

serve

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-09-2021, 08:05 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

serve

So much truth in this!

**Getter-Done** · 07-11-2021, 01:58 PM

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**FleetsidePaul** · 07-11-2021, 06:42 PM

**richard2717** · 07-12-2021, 11:52 AM

hot

**richard2717** · 07-13-2021, 01:54 PM

seat

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-13-2021, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

seat

Wow! I wish I thought of that!

06-23-2021, 11:48 AM	#3
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06-23-2021, 05:26 PM	#4
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,953	Re: Joke Thread drive Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

06-27-2021, 08:24 PM	#6
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06-28-2021, 08:19 AM	#8
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06-29-2021, 06:07 PM	#9
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07-01-2021, 03:05 PM	#10
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,953	Re: Joke Thread I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-02-2021, 01:57 PM	#11
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07-02-2021, 07:13 PM	#12
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07-04-2021, 03:50 PM	#13
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07-04-2021, 04:17 PM	#14
Steeveedee Who Changed This? Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: Simi Valley, CA Posts: 10,249	Re: Joke Thread They have Buds in their butts! __________________ ~Steven '70 Chevy 3/4T Longhorn CST 402/400/3.56 Custom Camper Simi Valley, CA

07-07-2021, 04:30 PM	#15
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07-07-2021, 05:39 PM	#16
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,953	Re: Joke Thread This is ridiculous, it is July 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our Christmas decorations almost caught on fire! __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-08-2021, 06:01 PM	#19
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07-11-2021, 01:58 PM	#21
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07-11-2021, 06:42 PM	#22
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07-12-2021, 11:52 AM	#23
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07-13-2021, 01:54 PM	#24
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