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CG · 06-27-2021, 01:48 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

Age check - who knows what this is?

It's a finger-burner. It makes a nice spiral burn.

At work (Lowes) I was talking to one of the younger employees over in appliances last week. There was a stove there with the old style spiral burners, but in the middle there was a round piece of metal separate from the burners. I pushed on it and it went down then came back up. I asked him what it was for (although I was pretty sure what it was), he said its a safety switch. When the pot is lifted off the burner the burner shuts off so little tots and such wont reach up and get burned on the hot burner. I just laughed and said how the heck is junior going to learn what HOT is so when we tell him NO that's HOT (whatever that is) he wont touch it? Apparently I'm now a monster lol.

Warrens69GMC · 06-27-2021, 08:24 PM

My own cake is judging me...........

**truckster** · 06-27-2021, 08:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Warrens69GMC

My own cake is judging me...........

Cruel... very cruel.

**Palf70Step** · 06-28-2021, 08:19 AM

72c20customcamper · 06-29-2021, 06:07 PM

I guess he does

**richard2717** · 07-01-2021, 03:05 PM

I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes.
When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot.
So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?"
He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires!
So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly.
He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket!
This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner.

**Steeveedee** · 07-02-2021, 01:57 PM

sefgas

**Steeveedee** · 07-02-2021, 07:13 PM

sefas

Killer Bee · 07-04-2021, 02:59 PM

**Getter-Done** · 07-04-2021, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by Killer Bee

No Helmet required

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CG · 07-04-2021, 03:50 PM

I just realized they are wearing shades ... LOL!

**Steeveedee** · 07-04-2021, 04:17 PM

They have Buds in their butts!

**richard2717** · 07-07-2021, 04:30 PM

low

**richard2717** · 07-07-2021, 05:39 PM

This is ridiculous, it is July 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our Christmas decorations almost caught on fire!

**Getter-Done** · 07-07-2021, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

this is ridiculous, it is july 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our christmas decorations almost caught on fire!

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**Ol Blue K20** · 07-08-2021, 08:34 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

This is ridiculous, it is July 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our Christmas decorations almost caught on fire!

**richard2717** · 07-08-2021, 06:01 PM

serve

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-09-2021, 08:05 AM

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serve

So much truth in this!

**Getter-Done** · 07-11-2021, 01:58 PM

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**FleetsidePaul** · 07-11-2021, 06:42 PM

**richard2717** · 07-12-2021, 11:52 AM

hot

**richard2717** · 07-13-2021, 01:54 PM

seat

**Ol Blue K20** · 07-13-2021, 10:04 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

seat

Wow! I wish I thought of that!

**Getter-Done** · 07-13-2021, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

seat

Honey I measured it there is just enough room for a 360% rotation

So he will enjoy the ride

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**Getter-Done** · 07-16-2021, 08:21 PM

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06-27-2021, 08:24 PM	#777
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06-28-2021, 08:19 AM	#779
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06-29-2021, 06:07 PM	#780
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07-01-2021, 03:05 PM	#781
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,089	Re: Joke Thread I went to the Walmart today , and I was there for literally 5 minutes. When I came out there was a state trooper writing a parking ticket for being in a handicap spot. So I went up to him and said, "Come on, buddy, how about giving a guy a break?" He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I called him a pencil-necked cop. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for worn tires! So I then asked him if his psychiatrist makes him lie face down on the couch cause he's so ugly. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket! This went on until he had placed 5 tickets on the windshield... the more I insulted him, the more tickets he wrote. I didn't care. My car was parked around the corner. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-02-2021, 01:57 PM	#782
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07-04-2021, 04:17 PM	#787
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07-07-2021, 04:30 PM	#788
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07-07-2021, 05:39 PM	#789
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 10,089	Re: Joke Thread This is ridiculous, it is July 7th and people are still setting off fireworks. Last night, our Christmas decorations almost caught on fire! __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

07-08-2021, 06:01 PM	#792
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07-13-2021, 01:54 PM	#797
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