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I'm ready for 2050 now!
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What's red and smells like blue paint?
Answer: Red paint. My wife didn't get it.
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07-17-2021, 11:22 PM | #806 |
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What's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito?
A mosquito stops sucking when you smack it.
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07-18-2021, 09:42 PM | #808 |
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This made me smile
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07-18-2021, 09:46 PM | #809 |
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It made him smile too, what a good sport
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Homer's 67 project ...
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Why are ex wives like a grenade?
Once you pull the ring your house is gone.
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What did the elephant say to the naked man?
How do you breathe through that thing?
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^ Worse, I'm allergic to all citrus fruits. I'm trying to remember the last time I had a bag of chips...must be a couple of weeks. Good thing that I like apples! Must have some crunch in my life.
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I'm allergic to fresh fruit too. It's weird. Only if it's fresh. I can eat apple pie but not a fresh apple.
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By chance she blond?, sometimes we're a little slow. Saw a blond woman in the thrift store yesterday, old like me 60ish. She's friendly and sweet as can be, wouldn't hurt a thing, unassuming and that, lovely seems to fit. Whiter than white blonde. She picks up some pens she sold to a male stranger as well she pays & leaves. Next up I pay for my handy in garage trays, on the way out she's coming in, tells me she lost her keys in the store, as she sped off to the back end of the store
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