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This is horrible, but I still laughed-
Judge: How could you kill 24 people? What is wrong with you? Driver: I was driving at 50mph when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a restaurant with outside seating. I wanted to apply the brakes, but I realized they were not working. So I had to take a decision: Either hit the 2 men or run into the restaurant. Judge: Hit the 2 men of course! Driver: Exactly! After hitting the first man, the other man ran inside the restaurant so l followed him.
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Now this really got me chuckling
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An 89 year old Ron Chester was stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and was asked where he was going at that time of night. Ron replied, "I'm on my way to a lecture about alcohol abuse and the effects it has on the human body, as well as smoking and staying out late." The officer asked, "Really? Who's giving that lecture at this time of night?" Ron replied, "That would be my wife. .
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Why is a hemorrhoid called a hemorrhoid and an asteroid called an asteroid?
Shouldn't it be the other way around?
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Because then you would be pooping rocks, which wouldn't be an improvement.
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Haha. Live with that visual baby!!
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A guy walks into a bar. There is a very fat girl in a short skirt dancing on a table.
He looks at her and says. Hey great legs. She smiles. Do you really think so? Sure. He nods. Most tables would have collapsed by now.
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Happy Monday
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^ Well, the cage probably will protect him.
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Oh , well. That may be how they use them there. Look at his t shirt.
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WTF? Why is that guy in a cage to pump up a tire? I'm lost.
Just stick the hose in and take you chances. Like I did with his sister.
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You never worked on those big tires, especially split rims? If you put the ring on wrong, it can come apart and kill you. Thus, the cage. The tire and wheel are supposed to be inside the cage. Maybe he just got back from a gulag?
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Tires are like women. I know nothing about them other than that they need to be replaced every few years.
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