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Old 11-12-2021, 12:55 AM   #1
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That makes we want to hurl...
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Old 11-12-2021, 07:18 AM   #2
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that makes we want to hurl...
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Old 11-12-2021, 10:07 AM   #3
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I just threw up in my mouth..
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Old 11-12-2021, 12:19 PM   #4
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Just bought me a new table saw
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Old 11-12-2021, 01:18 PM   #5
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.
Apparently it's easily portable from site to site as well.....
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I've always heard that necessity is the mother of invention - now I have seen it with my own eyes!
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Old 11-13-2021, 09:41 AM   #9
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Technically, it's a desk saw...
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Technically, it's a desk saw...
I thought that was nap-time at work....
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It just needs some lights.
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> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....
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