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those jokes are amazing, thanks for the morning start-up.
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these are fabulous, what a great way to start a morning
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True story!!
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"
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Custom Camper
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I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.
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Maybe along these lines
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They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.
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Quote:
Ground hog Day?? Link: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...9CC7&FORM=VIRE
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I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license! |
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With this warm weather
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Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.
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Let's see your electric car run the tub!!
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