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89AKurt · 10-31-2021, 01:05 PM

There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck".

**72 tigger** · 10-31-2021, 04:03 PM

Truth

**Getter-Done** · 11-06-2021, 08:22 AM

**Getter-Done** · 11-11-2021, 10:43 PM

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**truckster** · 11-12-2021, 12:55 AM

That makes we want to hurl...

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-12-2021, 07:18 AM

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that makes we want to hurl...

x2!

Rich84 · 11-12-2021, 10:07 AM

I just threw up in my mouth..

72c20customcamper · 11-12-2021, 12:19 PM

Just bought me a new table saw

**Boog** · 11-12-2021, 01:18 PM

Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.

SCOTI · 11-12-2021, 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Boog

Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.

Apparently it's easily portable from site to site as well.....

**truckster** · 11-12-2021, 02:20 PM

Technically, it's a desk saw...

Shifty One · 11-12-2021, 03:59 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

Technically, it's a desk saw...

I thought that was nap-time at work....

**Clatterville trolley** · 11-12-2021, 05:25 PM

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Originally Posted by 72c20customcamper

Just bought me a new table saw

I've always heard that necessity is the mother of invention - now I have seen it with my own eyes!

**Boog** · 11-12-2021, 06:54 PM

So you know.

**Getter-Done** · 11-13-2021, 09:41 AM

Need Help

Won't Start after changing belt

**Ol Blue K20** · 11-13-2021, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done

Need Help

Won't Start after changing belt

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Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!

**kwmech** · 11-13-2021, 11:46 AM

I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run

**Getter-Done** · 11-13-2021, 12:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!

Darn Jokester

**Boog** · 11-13-2021, 01:10 PM

Warning!

**truckster** · 11-13-2021, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Just think, someone did this to make the pic possible!

Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.

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**Boog** · 11-13-2021, 06:04 PM

That is a good one there.

You just know at least one phone call was made to 911.

**Sheepdip** · 11-13-2021, 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.

I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.

My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it

**truckster** · 11-13-2021, 10:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Sheepdip

My buddy's neighbor bought a Yamaha dirt bike at a yard sale for a $100 bucks because it "would not start"
He took it home put a new spark plug in it and rode the living hell out of it

I bought a tiller for $100 because the owner said it wouldn't run. It was brand-new. I took it home and decided to see what was wrong with it. I noticed the tank was empty, so I put some gas in it so I could do my diagnosis. I pulled the starter cord and it fired right up. That was five years ago, and I haven't done anything with it but put gas in it and hose it off when I'm done using it.

**richard2717** · 11-15-2021, 12:07 PM

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10-31-2021, 01:05 PM	#1051
89AKurt Registered User Join Date: Dec 2015 Location: Prescott Arizona Posts: 621	Re: Joke Thread There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck". __________________ 1968 Long Bed 2016 Honda Civic Coupe EX-T ticket magnet

10-31-2021, 04:03 PM	#1052
72 tigger Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Berne IN Posts: 3,240	Re: Joke Thread Truth Attached Images __________________ 71 C10 72 K20 72 K10 Super Kirk

11-06-2021, 08:22 AM	#1053
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11-11-2021, 10:43 PM	#1054
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,329	Re: Joke Thread . __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-12-2021, 12:55 AM	#1055
truckster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orem, Utah Posts: 7,957	Re: Joke Thread That makes we want to hurl... __________________ I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

11-12-2021, 10:07 AM	#1057
Rich84 Registered User Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Woodbury, Ct. Posts: 1,687	Re: Joke Thread I just threw up in my mouth..

11-12-2021, 12:19 PM	#1058
72c20customcamper Registered User Join Date: Jul 2018 Location: Catskill Mountains,NY Posts: 8,642	Re: Joke Thread Just bought me a new table saw Attached Images __________________ Mark 72 c20 custom camper Husky edition, 66 SS396 Chevelle 1964 Hawk, 63 Avanti,62 lark 1969 AMX , 1968 c20 stepside ,85 K20 1977 Suburban sold 68 anniversary.

11-12-2021, 01:18 PM	#1059
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-12-2021, 02:20 PM	#1061
truckster Senior Member Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Orem, Utah Posts: 7,957	Re: Joke Thread Technically, it's a desk saw... __________________ I have sworn upon the altar of God, eternal hostility against every form of tyranny over the mind of man. - Thomas Jefferson

11-12-2021, 06:54 PM	#1064
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread So you know. Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-13-2021, 09:41 AM	#1065
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,329	Re: Joke Thread Need Help Won't Start after changing belt __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-13-2021, 11:46 AM	#1067
kwmech Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Colfax-California Posts: 8,602	Re: Joke Thread I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run

11-13-2021, 01:10 PM	#1069
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread Warning! Attached Images __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross

11-13-2021, 05:26 PM	#1071
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 8,329	Re: Joke Thread __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

11-13-2021, 06:04 PM	#1072
Boog laying low Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Searcy, Ark. USA Posts: 13,459	Re: Joke Thread That is a good one there. You just know at least one phone call was made to 911. __________________ Boog 69 Chevy stepside, 358/T350, 4.11 posi, 4.5/4 drop, rallys, poboy driver primer is finer 91 Chevy sportside, Tahoe, Yukon & GMC Crewcab All GM..'nuff said. I stand for the flag and kneel at the cross



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