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There had been a noticeable increase in Ravens getting hit by trucks on the local highway. Local college did a study. The conclusion, the lookout birds would see a car coming and say "caw caw", but they didn't know how to say "truck truck".
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Truth
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That makes we want to hurl...
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I just threw up in my mouth..
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Just bought me a new table saw
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Oh look! It has storage for blades and attachments too.
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Apparently it's easily portable from site to site as well.....
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Technically, it's a desk saw...
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I thought that was nap-time at work....
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I've always heard that necessity is the mother of invention - now I have seen it with my own eyes!
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So you know.
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I've seen that with the new fan belts and mis-routing. It makes some of the pulleys run backwards. the worst is the water pump. I have seen a car come in with all the teeth missing and still run---not well, but it did run
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Darn Jokester
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Warning!
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Or maybe the pic was possible because someone had actually done it.
I had a friend who owned a Subaru with a 2.2 H4 engine. He was selling the car because the engine was "shot". I took a look at it and told him the timing belt was installed wrong. He called his mechanic, who did a compression test and insisted the engine needed to be rebuilt. I tried to explain to him that the compression would be low if the timing was wrong. He insisted it needed a new engine... So I paid him $300, put the timing belt on correctly, and drove the car away.
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That is a good one there.
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I bought a tiller for $100 because the owner said it wouldn't run. It was brand-new. I took it home and decided to see what was wrong with it. I noticed the tank was empty, so I put some gas in it so I could do my diagnosis. I pulled the starter cord and it fired right up. That was five years ago, and I haven't done anything with it but put gas in it and hose it off when I'm done using it.
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