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my56chevytruck · 12-15-2021, 10:39 AM

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Originally Posted by Ol Blue K20

Those were funny!

those jokes are amazing, thanks for the morning start-up.

**Getter-Done** · 12-15-2021, 08:38 PM

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**Ol Blue K20** · 12-16-2021, 08:35 AM

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Now that's scary!!!

my56chevytruck · 12-15-2021, 10:33 AM

these are fabulous, what a great way to start a morning

67swb72klb · 12-09-2021, 09:42 PM

True story!!
A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!"

**Getter-Done** · 12-09-2021, 11:41 PM

Directions to my Home

**Getter-Done** · 12-10-2021, 08:03 PM

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Custom Camper

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**Getter-Done** · 12-11-2021, 06:33 PM

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**Palf70Step** · 12-12-2021, 07:34 AM

**richard2717** · 12-13-2021, 08:23 PM

turn

**richard2717** · 12-14-2021, 06:29 PM

spike

**Ol Blue K20** · 12-18-2021, 09:07 AM

**richard2717** · 12-18-2021, 03:51 PM

Kidney

**Getter-Done** · 12-18-2021, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

Kidney

Is that all they got from you?

**truckster** · 12-18-2021, 06:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Getter-Done

Is that all they got from you?

I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.

**Getter-Done** · 12-18-2021, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

I'd be just as worried about what he got from them.

Maybe along these lines

**richard2717** · 12-22-2021, 10:26 AM

They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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**Getter-Done** · 12-23-2021, 12:13 AM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it.

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Was That your Birthday Present ?????

Ground hog Day??

Link: https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q...9CC7&FORM=VIRE

**Sheepdip** · 12-22-2021, 11:28 PM

I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth
I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement,
new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes
I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine,
Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts.
Have bouts with dementia.
Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore.
Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92.
Have lost all my friends. But, thank God,
I still have my driver's license!

**richard2717** · 12-24-2021, 10:00 AM

bolt

**richard2717** · 12-24-2021, 05:44 PM

giggle

**Getter-Done** · 12-24-2021, 05:50 PM

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**Getter-Done** · 12-26-2021, 03:57 PM

With this warm weather

I fired up the Hot Tub

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**dmjlambert** · 12-26-2021, 04:17 PM

Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.

**Ol Blue K20** · 12-26-2021, 06:29 PM

Let's see your electric car run the tub!!

12-15-2021, 08:38 PM	#2
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12-15-2021, 10:33 AM	#4
my56chevytruck Registered User Join Date: Feb 2016 Location: Hebron Posts: 1,139	Re: Joke Thread these are fabulous, what a great way to start a morning __________________ RUBBER DOWN AND HIT THE ROAD!!! 1940 Ford Dlx Coupe 1969 Mach1

12-09-2021, 09:42 PM	#5
67swb72klb Registered User Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: livingston co.mi Posts: 2,452	Re: Joke Thread True story!! A man was riding on a full bus minding his own business when the gorgeous woman next to him started to breast-feed her baby. The baby wouldn't take it so she said, "Come on sweetie, eat it all up or I'll have to give it to this nice man next to us." Five minutes later the baby was still not feeding, so she said, "Come on, honey. Take it or I'll give it to this nice man here." A few minutes later the anxious man blurted out, "Come on kid. Make up your mind! I was supposed to get off four stops ago!" __________________ California 65 GTO---Texas 64 burb 283 ---Oklahoma 67 CST SWB BBW wood bed 327 2004r---New Mexico 72 k10 350 350 auto---Georga 72 short step project

12-09-2021, 11:41 PM	#6
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12-10-2021, 08:03 PM	#7
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12-11-2021, 06:33 PM	#8
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12-12-2021, 07:34 AM	#9
Palf70Step State of Confusion! Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Gulfport, MS USA Posts: 46,761	Re: Joke Thread Attached Images __________________ Bill 1970 Chevy Custom/10 LWB Fleetside 2010 Toyota Tacoma PreRunner SR5 Double Cab - DD Member of Louisiana Classic Truck Club (LCTC) Bill's Gallery Life isn't tied with a bow, but it's still a gift. Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God!

12-13-2021, 08:23 PM	#10
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread turn Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-14-2021, 06:29 PM	#11
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread spike Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-18-2021, 09:07 AM	#12
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 15,953	Re: Joke Thread __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man

12-18-2021, 03:51 PM	#13
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread Kidney Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-22-2021, 10:26 AM	#17
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread They wanted $600 to ad cruise control to my work van ..............naaaa I got it. . Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-22-2021, 11:28 PM	#19
Sheepdip Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2018 Location: Waterford California Posts: 2,448	Re: Joke Thread I've sure gotten old! I have outlived my feet and my teeth I've had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes I'm half blind, can't hear anything quieter than a jet engine, Take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject to blackouts. Have bouts with dementia. Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can't remember if I'm 85 or 92. Have lost all my friends. But, thank God, I still have my driver's license!

12-24-2021, 10:00 AM	#20
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,967	Re: Joke Thread bolt Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

12-24-2021, 05:44 PM	#21
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12-24-2021, 05:50 PM	#22
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,946	Re: Joke Thread . __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-26-2021, 03:57 PM	#23
Getter-Done Senior Member Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: TN. Posts: 7,946	Re: Joke Thread With this warm weather I fired up the Hot Tub __________________ ________________________________________________________________________________________ ____________________________________________ 84 Chevy K-20 63 Impala (my high school car) http://67-72chevytrucks.com/vboard/s...Crew Cab Build

12-26-2021, 04:17 PM	#24
dmjlambert Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2016 Location: Cypress, TX Posts: 3,629	Re: Joke Thread Now that's a good idea! We need a separate good ideas thread.

12-26-2021, 06:29 PM	#25
Ol Blue K20 Proprietor of Dale's Corner Join Date: Nov 2012 Location: Vacaville , CA Posts: 15,953	Re: Joke Thread Let's see your electric car run the tub!! __________________ "Some Days Chickens And Some Days Feathers" Dale XNGH ECV Sam Brannan 1004 R.I.P. 67ChevyRedneck R.I.P. Grumpy Old Man

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