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abba
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> HOW I LEARNED TO MIND MY OWN BUSINESS > > > > I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, And all the patients > were shouting, "13....13....13." > > The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a hole in the planks, so I > looked through to see what was going on. > > Some idiot poked me in the eye with a stick! > > Then they all started shouting "14....14....14".....
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Too rich! What about the bronze, pewter, and pop metal packages?
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Pop metal package only includes a picture of me and an excuse of maybe next year for $50
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A group of 40 year old college buddies were getting together for dinner, trying to decide where to meet. They decided that Fitzwillie's would be good, because the waitresses were well endowed, and wore skimpy uniforms.
Ten years later, when they were 50, they were preparing to meet again, and decided that Fitzwillie's would be a good place, because they had excellent steaks and a good beer selection. Ten years later, at 60, again planning to get together, they decided to chose Fitzwillies, because they could get the early bird special, and save 20 percent on the meal. Ten years later, as they planned to meet for their 70th birthdays, they chose Fitzwillies, because they could get a quiet table, and it had a handicap ramp, which unfortunately, a couple of them kind of needed. Ten years later, at 80, they discussed where to meet, and decided on Fitzwillie's, because they had never been there before.
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