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**Getter-Done** · 01-08-2022, 04:59 PM

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Be NICE Mr. Weatherman

Keith Seymore · 01-08-2022, 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by truckster

I'm not scared. I even drink it and bathe in it.

I might wash my truck with it but there is no way I'm drinking that stuff!

K

**Steeveedee** · 01-08-2022, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Keith Seymore

I might wash my truck with it but there is no way I'm drinking that stuff!

K

You know that even corn squeezins is loaded with it, right? :P

**davischevy** · 01-08-2022, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Steeveedee

You know that even corn squeezins is loaded with it, right? :P

So, your telling me that stuff could make it from my mash all the way through the worm into my bucket?

57taskforce · 01-08-2022, 10:56 PM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

So, your telling me that stuff could make it from my mash all the way through the worm into my bucket?

Certainly won’t be worse than the heads.

**Steeveedee** · 01-09-2022, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

So, your telling me that stuff could make it from my mash all the way through the worm into my bucket?

If I understand what you're saying, yes.

**richard2717** · 01-11-2022, 11:25 AM

time

**Ol Blue K20** · 01-11-2022, 12:39 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

time

clever!

**68bowtie** · 01-11-2022, 03:50 PM

playing WWF…

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**FleetsidePaul** · 01-11-2022, 08:14 PM

I got a funny phone call today.

I have a land line that I never use. I usually ignore it when it rings. The phone I have attached to it has a robotic voice that announces who is calling.

Today. I'm in my office and it rings. As usual I ignore it.

Then the robot voice on the phone says " Call from LSD'

Really? LSD is calling me? I didn't think it worked that way.

It made me laugh though.

**richard2717** · 01-12-2022, 12:21 PM

bar

**richard2717** · 01-12-2022, 12:22 PM

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
"And what do you think is the best thing
about being 104?" the reporter asked.
She simply replied, "No peer pressure."

SCOTI · 01-12-2022, 01:39 PM

^^

^^

Those last few were chucklers for sure today.

**richard2717** · 01-12-2022, 03:24 PM

"A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree.
As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.
In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility.

**richard2717** · 01-12-2022, 03:40 PM

idiot

SCOTI · 01-12-2022, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

idiot

Guilty (@ least once

).

**kwmech** · 01-12-2022, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by richard2717

idiot

Done that---twice. 1st time was directly to the customer. 2nd time I said it to the wife. Got a call from the husband later on that day wanting to kick my ---- for saying I was the one who didn't know. I then asked why the car came to me?? yeah never had that customer again come to my shop. Customer wanted an 'over the phone' quote on resealing a quadtra-trac t-case. I told him about 5-600 dollars, (this was about 25 years ago) He went ballistic over the price. Told me he got a quote for the 'shop down the road' for 85. I told him good luck 'cuz the oil for that t-case was about 60.00 a quart and could only be bought at Jeep and the case hold about 2.5 quarts.

**davischevy** · 01-13-2022, 12:00 AM

I go in Tuesday.

LT7A · 01-19-2022, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by davischevy

I go in Tuesday.

I hope everything went okay yesterday. If this was a F@rd site you could tell us about your Probe...

**truckster** · 01-20-2022, 12:02 AM

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Originally Posted by LT7A

I hope everything went okay yesterday. If this was a F@rd site you could tell us about your Probe...

Or an alien abduction site...

**richard2717** · 01-13-2022, 09:07 AM

discount

**richard2717** · 01-13-2022, 09:54 AM

dead

**richard2717** · 01-13-2022, 04:04 PM

block

**richard2717** · 01-14-2022, 08:09 AM

Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning:
"Windows frozen, won't open."
Husband texts back:
"Gently pour some lukewarm water over it."
Wife texts back 5 minutes later:
"Computer really screwed up now.”

**richard2717** · 01-14-2022, 08:09 AM

The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874
and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100
years for men to realize that their brain is also important.
Ladies.....Quit Laughing.

01-08-2022, 04:59 PM	#1
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01-11-2022, 11:25 AM	#7
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01-11-2022, 03:50 PM	#9
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01-11-2022, 08:14 PM	#10
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01-12-2022, 12:21 PM	#11
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01-12-2022, 12:22 PM	#12
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman: "And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?" the reporter asked. She simply replied, "No peer pressure." __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-12-2022, 01:39 PM	#13
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01-12-2022, 03:24 PM	#14
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread "A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugging, liberal Democrat and an anti-hunter purchased a piece of timberland near Colville, WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her. She sat and waited three hours before the doctor re-appeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?" He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a 'recreational area' so close to a Waste Treatment Facility. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-12-2022, 03:40 PM	#15
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01-13-2022, 12:00 AM	#18
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01-13-2022, 09:07 AM	#21
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01-13-2022, 09:54 AM	#22
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01-13-2022, 04:04 PM	#23
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread block Attached Images __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-14-2022, 08:09 AM	#24
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread Wife texts husband on a cold winter’s morning: "Windows frozen, won't open." Husband texts back: "Gently pour some lukewarm water over it." Wife texts back 5 minutes later: "Computer really screwed up now.” __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.

01-14-2022, 08:09 AM	#25
richard2717 Equal opportunity joke ofender Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Eastern Shore of MD Posts: 9,964	Re: Joke Thread The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important. Ladies.....Quit Laughing. __________________ Members I have met. Dually Jams, OlBlue60, ScottH, Tommyboy24, Dujobo, Warbucket, 2003 Silverado, Notsolo, my90k5, 6t727t2, Special-K ,Jack_71C10, tabarcus,72blazer_mud_bogger,pwdcougar,RSavage,EricSean,1Rippen6,invicta455,tennaragtop71,arks, Kendal,Bennett68C10, Perpendicular, Chainsawman, McGeesCustomMinis,ShortbedClayton,longblue72,6768chevylover,Tim71,Travisarmenta,Ol' Drippy,fleetmitch,georgieb51,Dave,bcnya2,Dadsburb https://paypal.me/6772GMtruckparts Most women like the strong, silent type… Fortunately for me, my wife prefers the out-of-shape, mouthy type.



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